Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# Not long until #

Let's get it going. A'five, six, seven, eight.

and you're helping Rachel do the exact opposite.

So if a student came to you and said they had diabetes...

I never actually meant that though. It's just a figure of speech.

# If that's how it must be #

You know what? We're gonna change that.

# She said 'cause he made you perfect, babe #

Okay. I don't know exactly what your problem is, but you best bring it, Fabray...

I stopped going by Lucy because kids made up a mean nickname.

I'd consider this a terrific opportunity for a little vanity adjustment.

Give me that, and I'll never bug you again.

# She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on #

So are you, Rachel.

that best describes the thing about you that you're the most ashamed of...

You really need to be more careful with your leering.

She's like an inspiration.

This just got personal.

Check out mine.

Well, that's what I'm here for.

What if I have eggs for dinner? Then what is it?

Is it because it's too painful?

# I can't be right for somebody else #

I really prefer "neat freak" or "cleaning bug."

The fact is, opening up that septum...

My Broadway career depends on it.

Hooray! Hooray!

Clearly, you don't love you as much as I do...

- What can I help you with today? - I just wanna talk to you...

I was a miserable little girl.

Thanks for doing this.

No. I wanna wait and hear what the doctor says. I feel terrible.

# Won't settle for less #

So I'll click some pics, make up some photo composites.

# You can fix your nose if he says so #

like she wasn't even mine.

- You didn't. - I did.

- I think you are an expert at deflection. - Is that a new shirt?

I pretty much have a warped sense of the world.

The name was my idea.

Yeah. See, I wouldn't be so sure about that.

- Jackpot. - You moved to Lima after eighth grade, right?

He said the key to any campaign is digging up dirt on your opponent.

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh #

# That faraway prize #

# I was born this way, hey #

Those kids have to trust me. I'm supposed to be a role model.

# Same old me again today #

But I have great respect for what he's doing right now...

# My insides are blue #

This is who I'm supposed to be.

you're just announcing to the world, "I don't like myself very much."

Because you're Lebanese and I think I'm bi-curious?

My doctor said I have to stay away from vigorous choreography while my nose heals.

But your self-hatred, Rachel, has helped me see the light.

I'll never say good-bye to you.

I'm kind of Duke Stud at McKinley.

There's our future queen...

It's about conquering your destiny...

My campaign. I'll never get elected prom queen now.

which would've meant you would have gone to Belleville Middle School, not Fairbrook.

# Make you feel unpretty too #

to eat your food without scrubbing it?