Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, my fellow Glee Clubbers, it's noon...
and you don't like what you see, you should change it.
That's because the David I was seeing was not the young man I knew.
- Are you suggesting that I get a nose job? - You're 16, right?
# Don't hide yourself in regret #
# And I pity #
I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing:
I brought you here to knock some sense into you.
Well, you're not alone.
Will, I've tried.
Barbra Streisand.
Santana's got it bad for Brittany.
# The atmosphere #
Hold up. Could we all just get real here for a second?
# I've gotta be free #
Barbra Streisand.
That doesn't really look like you.
Well, I'm standing. And she'd understand how awful I feel...
- That's gross. - You don't get a say in who I date anymore.
since I won Miss Tiara Toddler, Allen County.
It was tough, but I think we came closer as a team, and I'm proud of you.
What the hell's going on?
And I don't wanna be anymore.
If I were you, I'd check the bulletin boards.
# I just gotta be free #
- Thank you. - How about we punch his face out?
who just might have the juice...
Remember last week before the benefit...
Yeah.
It's yours.
- No. Stop. This isn't funny. - I'm just trying to help you get better.
Stop, okay?
- I'm gonna kick their asses. - Okay, you know what? Why don't you just settle down?
You'll be taking away their inspiration too.
And I'll still have you after school and on the weekends.
Parents, Family and Friends of Lesbians and Gays.
They did, however, have someone named Lucy Fabray.
But only I can lead this Barbra-vention.
It goes against everything the Glee Club stands for.
- but she's really one of the people. - Yeah, totally.
But the anti-bullying club that David started will.
Your nose has been passed down from generation to generation as a birthright.
- # You can buy your hair if it won't grow # - # Oh, so pretty #
You have a severe anxiety disorder, Emma.
# If I heed the call #
Do you like my shirt for Glee Club?
maybe become a state senator or a deacon...
which I fully believe in...
about kids jumping off of bridges and hanging themselves...
Self-hating Asian.
One of us. One who overcame.
- # Born this way # - # Ooh, there ain't no other way #
See, there's a reason we're meeting here today.
Can I sign you up?
My dancing kind of bothers me.
Well, I have to admit...
But what if I can't be like her? Isn't she one in a billion?
# Yes, everything's as if #
# I'm beautiful in my way #
It sounds way too scientific and serious.
Well, we're gonna do a group number by the queen of self-love...
I'm really glad.
2 + 2 is 4 My ex girlfriend is a whore.
I want all of you to sing songs about accepting yourself for who you are...
is gonna make me take that step?