Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Isn't there any way you could come back to McKinley?

and your life will be over.

It's like a rite of passage for Jewish girls.

What the hell's going on?

Besides Tina's abrupt personal transformation...

- She looks terrible. - You think so?

not a M.P., my problem.

or you'd put the shirt on and you would dance with me.

somebody's gonna spill pig's blood on you or something like that...

because I called Fairbrook Middle School...

And they didn't have a record of anyone named Quinn Fabray either.

Your voice is amazing as is, Rachel.

I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed since he's not using them anyways.

You're beautiful.

- # Find out who am I to # - # Ah, ah #

Second of all, I know about you and Kurt.

# Somewhere only we know? #

O.C.D. is very treatable.

# I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way #

the thing that makes you different is the thing people use to crush your spirit.

- # I feel pretty and witty # - # You can buy all the makeup #

# Everything's as if #

The fact is, if you really wanna be an actress...

Wait. Wait. I still don't know why Miss Pillsbury's here.

Saying that she's doing it to enrich her talent is just a convenient excuse...

It's about you. You're what we call a late-in-life gay.

# We'll have magic in the making #

# Daring to try to do it or die #

which would help us all for nationals, so...

# This world's waited long enough #

# Oh, so pretty #

# I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way #

# I won't settle down #

Lucy Q. Fabray, to be exact.

and according to recent legend, I have no soul.

No, I love myself, and that's why I did all those things.

But just so you know, who you are inside...

I've been that girl, and I'm never going back.

What's going on here?

# Ooh, there ain't no other way #

I think I've Slushee'd every one of you.

Um, why is Miss Pillsbury here?

Yeah. Three years in a row.

I'm surprised more girls haven't asked me. My nose is awesome.

I want Kurt to feel safe to come back...

Which makes sense, as you actually lived...

- What? Who told you that? - No one had to tell me.

- That's extraordinarily racist. - I'm keeping it real.

# You can fix your nose if he says so #

The drams of this week have made me realize...

# Won't settle for less #

If you're gonna be gay, you must know who that is.