Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm a Closet Lesbian Introducing Bill
but it's really keeping you from enjoying your life.
# You're Lebanese You're Orient #
He was kind. He was a good citizen.
But let's say I wanted to have a slightly more demure nose?
It was Santana's idea.
I told him I would be all for it if it wasn't for Karofksy.
- Mm-mmm. - Accepting the fact that you have a problem...
religion, sexual orientation and clique.
# The lights already burning #
And the key: Karofksy.
And God knows Sam doesn't have the heat at this school yet.
I'd made her being with me the law of the land.
I'm sad to see you go, but we all know this is something that you really want.
We're gonna perform her anthem to acceptance, "Born This Way."
- It's booty camp time. - Booty!
Then I asked them to call me Quinn.
- I'm so proud of you guys. - We miss you so much.
I can get a sunburn indoors at night...
# A world of success #
I claim my gingerhood before you today.
# Any girl who isn't me tonight #
Dude, I said I'm sorry. You said you wouldn't do that.
the compositions came back from the doctor...
You're going to stay in the closet, get married...
See you in Glee rehearsal, okay?
Because I need you, and you need me.
I always thought she was just kind of stuck-up bitch...
So I've taken it upon myself to try to rehabilitate Dave...
It's taken us a long time to figure out what's right.
The niggas are listening. Shit and stop!!!
See, guys, someone who's not afraid to point out something they're really bad at.
# We never said good-bye #
I didn't have friends. Nobody would talk to me.
Barbra refused to believe that beauty could only be defined...
My dads will be here in 15 minutes.
I need one hour of your time tomorrow. Just one hour.
- You have our votes, Lucy. - Totally.
# We never said good-bye #
# New ways to #
# And the magic in the making #
# In overcrowded hallways #
Well, I knew I was a bad dancer...
- She's got my vote. - She's such an inspiration.
who are gonna look at your beautiful face one day and see themselves.
Do you know what I found out? Not real jewels.
and something I've come to accept about myself this past week.
to be conjugated verbs and Glee Club trophies.
And that's what you missed on Glee.
She's helping us out with this week's assignment.
- Well, I actually wanted to talk to you about that. - Oh.
- Well, it's over. - What?
But shouldn't we be figuring out some techniques you can use...
But you will listen to Barbra Streisand.
# Sat by the river and it made me complete #
# You're black, white, beige, chola descent #
- How's he supposed to know that? - Your words still matter.
and what I did.
- You can't be in here, Noah. - It's cool.
or capital H-I-M.
Uh, and it almost killed Rachel, but I like the way I look.
# In the glass of her boudoir #
# Yes, everything's as if #
But... Barbra...
Why not? Because I'm dating somebody?
but this is my lot in life.