Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because I'm gonna make a video.
Did you see my video that I did
Abbott Elementary deserves!
how many do you have after that?
to donate this to the school.
And that's why I, or more importantly, we...
We can take the video down now.
- DELIVERY PERSON: Yes, ma'am. - BARBARA: From my list?
Soaking my toesies in my new foot bath.
you can't give up on something just because it's easy.
Yeah, no, clean is good.
and constant threat of global catastrophe.
These kids have a real connection to you.
I got a package for a Barbara Howard.
- my other earring? - No. Definitely not.
and that is why I'm here.
I just figured, why spend my time trying to decorate a class
from the barbershop down the street.
trying to buy one, and it'll all be over!
The bloody paper towel or the Hustler magazine?
It also smokes.
It’s trash.
I know that if this feels like you,
- What'd you get? - I don't know.
to represent me as a teacher.
In the presents. In the red suit.
It's trash.
Ooh! We're gonna have to take this really slow.
Yeah.
- It's just -- - Janine, I am just fine.
We're gonna do something super respectful.
No, you're at a playground. Those are the kids.
AVA: You don't need to thank me.