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Carol's in surgery. Her leg's fucked. She's out for at least a month.
You did your hair all pretty. I gotta get a shot of this.
Don't you mean French?
[laughs]
{\an8}I fully plan to deal with it…
Come on, let's go. We're gonna be late for English.
{\an8}Everyone's got an angle, Mularkey.
It's okay. Um…
{\an8}Anyway, we're supposed to get together tomorrow,
{\an8}You already have a kid.
We were only on that road 'cause of me. You know, I didn't--
Hey! We still have to block for camera, Tully.
{\an8}That yeti adores you.
Yeah, I'm sure you can edit around the fall.
Is this not the greatest footage you have ever seen?
what he witnesses. Injustice, murder.
Who said anything about quitting? [gasps]
Shit!
{\an8}-I don't trust it. -Because you need there to be drama.
{\an8}-Oh, God. -[chortling]
{\an8}Like a lumberjack, but gentle.
you try your best to fuck it up?
[speaks Spanish]
{\an8}And he's kind. I mean, he treats me like a goddess.
-[all] Oh! -Buena.
Oh. You fell out of this chair.
[chuckles politely]
{\an8}We get married.
she doesn't like to reveal her works in progress.
respectfully…
Good thing we live in Seattle.
[line ringing]
But not as good as me.
So many great "Carol Tries It," if I do say so.
"There's the person Tully presents to the world,
-I've not even looked up since yesterday. -Understood. Another time.
I want 1200 words on my desk in two days,
Not-- Not now.
Hello?
{\an8}My appointment is in seven days.
{\an8}She is never gonna leave.
["Hey Ya!" by Outkast playing]
That was a long time ago, Johnny.
[scoffs]
and I am not gonna set that example for my own daughter.
Carol is driving me insane.
Johnny yelled at me this morning for no reason.
I used to watch your show, but I watch Ellen now.
[girls giggle]
on my desk?
[Tully chuckles]
{\an8}Oh, not especially.
There was a soldier with his gun in my face.
[speaking Spanish]
I like your shoes. How much did they cost?
Ramon. [sniffs]
Yeah, I wasn't in the best head space yesterday.
Oh, my God.
-[Johnny] Uh… -[Tully] Mmm.
-[exhales] -I am so good.
[inaudible]
[gasps]
until she got cool. Pretended we never met.
-She says it's bad luck. -Well, have you at least seen the photos?