Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

{\an8}So great that you want to put all your dreams aside and go follow him?

♪ Give it out, do it better Give it out, do it better ♪

I am so happy that I went out and did you a solid.

I have to. I didn't get the story out the last time.

Oh, is it your first one?

I don't know what you want from me.

I need you to go over the plans for today. We're going apple picking!

I'd like to hear about your trip.

Jim, yes, still here.

[softly] I know.

God, who cares about tardies? You're a woman now.

No, it's beautiful.

I mean, not to complain about my perfect family. I know…

Making some decisions about…

Because life is short, and today you are a woman.

I quit! Chad and I had a horrible fight this morning.

Thirty years of marriage, I still can't understand her.

I am this close to quitting.

Okay. [clears throat]

I know. Better than "demon bitch."

{\an8}And he didn't prey on me. I was the aggressor.

but it has gone sharply downhill in your absence.

and screwing a senior at a keg party in the woods like a little slut.

[Tully giggles]

Well, first, I thought we'd take a detour.

[doorbell rings]

-Mm-hmm. -Tell the truth, do I look puffy?

[Tully] Oh, my God!

-What? No, no, no, no! -Oh, come on.

We got stopped at a checkpoint. Paramilitary guards shot him,

And you definitely do not have to apologize.

-He practically had a boner. -Ew.

I had a feeling. It's on your desk.

You're lucky to have grown up with an example like that.

It's our greatest story! [sighs]

{\an8}Ooh, I gotta smell him later.

Come in and hang out, and I'll just--

I assume for our date?

{\an8}I'm with Mutt now.

But it doesn't give him a pass to yell at us and treat us like shit.

You know, I'm totally digging this look. I think I might start a trend.

My Aunt Flo came early.

It's Kate. Kate Mularkey.

No, I got this. I know you've got plans tonight.

I am seriously sick of doing her bullshit bidding.

{\an8}Well, he's 30 years old, still has a roommate. Think about it.

-Cabrón. Hey! -[Max] Hermano. Cómo estás?

Wow. This is fantastic, Kate.

-Are you ready? -Yes!

-Uh-huh. -Um…

Well, 'cause you guys like to French each other. Because you're lezzies.

[Max] There you go.

Are you kidding? Nothing's changed. Everything's exactly the same shitty shit.

Thank you. I actually feel really good about it.

and I'll move to North Carolina so I can have his babies.

And I heard it cock.

{\an8}[exasperated sigh] You can't keep doing this.