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[girl] So good.

Rag sheets, no.

They're gorgeous. You are glowing.

{\an8}No, and I postponed it.

because you're carrying my baby, and because sometimes

[laughing] Fucking love you, bitch.

[soft instrumental music playing]

Would you come home with me?

{\an8}Ugh. You think?

Johnny? Hello? Mister Producer, can we have some attention here?

{\an8}[Tully] Hmm.

-Let's just-- I don't know, let's just go. -No, wait.

Should I pray for Humpty Dumpty?

[chuckling softly]

Did you really think I give a shit about wealth or fame?

I've been compiling this whole binder in case Kimber finally said yes.

We want to fight wars, but we don't want to know about 'em.

It's a civil war! A revolution! You know, we had one too.

No, this is my work phone. [laughs] Yeah.

Plus, we haven't even done it yet.

[sighs] God, Marnie's such a bitch-face!

I can stay and help edit the piece.

{\an8}He's being too nice, too supportive.

But, I should tell you that you have a pair of underwear stuck to your back.

But are you sure you want to do this? I mean, what about the gossips?

No. You can wear mine.

Why is everyone so unhappy?

I don't… I don't know you.

{\an8}The other half is pretty great.

'Cause from where I'm standing, looking at your life,

And the winner is--

-[Kate] Oh, my God! Carol! -Ooh.

What's going on?

{\an8}He's a creep who preys on students.

Sorry. You remember my friend Mando, the photographer?

Yeah, I said that you wouldn't remember, but you swore that--

Congratulations, you're a woman now!

And before you start campaigning to replace Carol--

-[Tully] You're an ass. -[Chad] Ugh…

Except, I think they loved him more.

-Right, Katie? -[coughs]

{\an8}[Tully] I believe you.

Well, it is so nice to meet you, Isabel.

Johnny and I are over. And the gossips can go fuck themselves.

Feel that connection with the Earth, the nature, the moon, tides.

{\an8}Like I would ever be jealous of you and Chad Wiley.

glamorous yet down-to-earth host of The Girlfriend Hour,

♪ No matter what you are ♪

-Um… I'll get coffee. -Oh, Kate, you're the best.

{\an8}You're the one who gets off sneaking around with your student, Professor Wiley.

"Sources close to her describe a ruthlessly ambitious woman

Here, I'll get you some coffee.

-I'm sorry. -Refill please.

Then you would have been my first assignment.