Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nobody will believe you...
♪ It'll be here better than before ♪
The issue here isn't patriotism.
[Phone Ringing]
[Crowd Cheering]
If we win this, then you have knocked this shit back forever.
and John Hart's people have some direction on it.
- [Man] They're gonna ask them not to. - Yeah.
We want Bill! We want Bill!
He's pretty pumped. I mean, it's unbelievable.
I'm lost. I don't know where I'm supposed to go next.
and was reelected today over Bill Clinton...
Mandy, here's the way to save maybe a half a second or a second.
I am not at all convinced that a bunch of hodgepodge, handheld, homemade signs...
Maybe I don't You know [Stammering, Chuckling]
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I want to know if I can say this is the first time an incumbent president...
- [All Talking At Once] - You know what that means.
[Male Reporter] Thank you, Governor.
But as they say, it's not horseshoes and it's not hand grenades.
Steve Denari, who's the director of the I llinois Perot office...
Again now, don't take my word for it. Look at every poll that you see.
[Woman On TV] The journey Bill Clinton began 13 months ago...
What it is is that Bush is buyin' up to $10 million in printing in Brazil...
See about getting an uplink out of São Paulo.
and I really do care and feel strongly about Governor Clinton and, uh
if you know there's a good chance that circumstances may overtake you.
- No, indeed not. Mary Matalin - [Caroline] Well, where has she been?
how can we believe anything he's saying about the future?
No, I'm not gonna give it a whiff. I'm gonna give it a drink.
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You can demonstrate all you want here at home.
Perot volunteer army, despite the disconnection of the 800 number...
- ♪ Don't stop ♪♪ - [Cheering]
Well, I don't know. Just as long as it works is all that matters to me.
I guarantee you that if you do this...
- What was the last line? - Read my lips.
Maybe you don't want to. I'm not saying it matters.
[Man] Hey, Bob.
And Ohio casts 144 votes for the next president -
Okay. I'm gonna go back and see.
Yes. You're gonna
[Carville I n Background] No, he wasn't, but I'm just gonna tell the son of a bitch
which he tried to put in there.
♪ We're crazy ♪
I don't even know what he speaks like is daunting, to say the least.
[Female Announcer] Some say his campaign appears to slip further every day.
[Cheering]
♪ Fellow citizens All right, follow me ♪
He's lookin' good, Mom. Lookin' good.
that says every time we've had it your way
You're gonna get the kind of Supreme Court that you got.
We repeat, George Bush will return to the White House for another four years.
And I appreciated his saying that Al Gore and I had revitalized the Democratic Party.
[Laughing]
Now, that There's somethin' there.
We're not gonna lose.
Unbelievable.
[Man] I have a question for Mr. Carville. Did Bill Clinton go to Moscow?
[Applause]
But I was a pretty straight kid.
and have been very successful in each of these debates doing...
According to Father McSorley, he was a main antiwar organizer.
Paulie, I got up this morning. As I was driving to work, I started to cry.
And then there's no follow-up because, God, you can't askJim Baker a question.
Governor Clinton and the Democrats don't like when we talk about character...
There wasn't anything missing that I could tell, but somebody had
It's like the draft. Why didn't he just say he was trying to avoid the draft?
You know my mother and them hates that. They say, Why do they portray you like that?
We ought to be on this thing like stink on shit, man.
Oh, Perot came in second, not Bush.
Printing the, uh Shit, you know.
[All Talking At Once]
I was shocked by it because I don't think someone in government
♪ From there I swung westward ♪
and people will think you're scummy.
milkybars, milkybars milkybars, milkybars
- That is so fucking true. - You know?
- Let's hope it's R.N.C. - The issue's moot.
Yeah, so tell them
Because, you know Because of the last two days.
[Bush] How are you? Good. Nice to see you. Good to see you. Thank you.
Shakes you up.
Okay. Let's get started. Shh, shh. Let's talk about the hall.
Used to be there was a hierarchy.
Probably don't have anything yet.
I can send you a fax with names, addresses, phone numbers of who you had an affair with.
Hi. This is George Stephanopoulos. Hey, Jody. How are you?
Whatever. But instead of that, go back one more time and have him say, Read my lips.
What's his 60-second spot? What does he say about American jobs in his spot?
That's the bottom line right there.
Let's get three times of, Read my lips.
Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton remains tight-lipped...
Go ahead, Mark. Mark goes in.
He's up there giving his speech. Yep.
- Uh-uh. Uh-uh. - Uh-uh? Uh-uh?
[All Laughing]
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[Male Reporter] Did the governor at any time tell you on the telephone...
Giving us telling us what to do all the time.
It's a valid technical point, but it's just I don't think it's gonna
when poor kids...
Okay? And every time somebody comes up, they're gonna do it.
It's just a joke. It's just a joke.
- [Stephanopoulos] Better. - [Mandy] Yeah.
James Carville. [Whistles]
[Man] Those Harkin people are stealin' everyone's signs. It's amazing.
and having trouble waking up, you open the door and pick up a newspaper...
You pretty tired?
Thank you, Governor. That was a pretty good little
Oh, CBS. We dropped overnight.
♪ How about cookin' somethin' up with me? ♪
Because those two got into a dispute, you're all gonna use it on the news.
It's a crazy aunt in the basement. We're gonna go down that basement...
[TV Reporter] The president said he thinks there will be a debate, but he couldn't say when...
It's time for a change. But do it on every issue.
about a controversial letter regarding the Vietnam draft.
with people who tomorrow aren't gonna matter...
He says that he did it on his own. He dumped $40,000 on his own.