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All right? [Chewing Loudly]
I will call and get the details.
The Gores He then introduces the Gores.
Hillary and I and Chelsea will never forget you...
[Man Talking, Indistinct]
- Hey, how you doin'? Good to see you. - Hey, James. Nice to see you.
Let Jerry speak! Let Jerry speak!
Do you like, Together we can make the country and love everything it was meant to be...
And that means that more people are gonna have better jobs.
That's what [Clears Throat]
♪ Yesterday's gone Yesterday's gone ♪
- Up seven. - Oh.
Goddamn. Has she said what their reaction is yet?
that would be huge news huge news.
♪ Vote, baby, vote ♪
- That little Greek is creative. - You gonna call Mandy to give her the uh-uh?
Jeff, do you have a walkie-talkie?
I heard Bush was second. I hope it was Perot.
- Ross Perot did you a big favor today. - What?
It's about George Bush and Roger Ailes and Georgette Mosbacher...
[Cheering Fades]
and every little thing that we do
Number one, of course it's not gonna matter.
You're never gonna get somebody to come up here and run for president...
They're working against Bush.
All aboard!
and I really sold on them, which is this won't happen overnight.
milkybars, milkybars milkybars, milkybars
And, yes, I want a debate.
Yeah, he held. His numbers held.
I'm coming right back.
Wh-What diff Why do you ask me a question like that: Did he go to Moscow?
Look at Look at Indiana. Wait, wait.
claimed that he made a mistake by getting out of the race.
♪ That's no small order ♪
Say what you want to say. I mean, this is your night.
New York is pro-choice! New York is pro-choice!
Now, Governor Clinton has a character problem, but I take it that your line of...
- James. - What?
He gives everybody tickets to the opera. We can't question him.
He started a 4,000-mile trek to try to nail down key states.
- Wow. - James.
My mother should get such deals.
Why don't he run the economy and not run his mouth?
May I just add that the problem is that we have two kinds of signs.
♪ If you wake up and don't want to smile ♪
Is the governor there?
[Stephanopoulos] It's leading the news, and she's sending me the script.
He is so yesterday, if I think of yesterday if I think of an old calendar
[Man] Oh, yeah. It'll be an hour or two.
If you were somewhere on the organizational chart...
- Perot's kind of holding, isn't he? - [Stephanopoulos] He held.
And so they looked better.
We can try. He's up there talking now though, you know.
Remember Muskie? Okay?
[Carville] It is the most expensive single act of masturbation in the history of the world.
[Woman] Yes, Mr. Chairman?
if they've sent any checks to this Brazilian company?
Okay. I don't wanna get into the internal workings of the Bush campaign...
♪♪ [Country]
I don't know the right lines.
- Yeah, we gotta do that. - That's the most important point to make.
- [Man] Is Stan Greenberg here yet? - [Greenberg] I'm here, sir.
Why can't we talk about there being a political hack as drug czar in this country?
The Gores go sit down. Hillary and Chelsea go sit down.
And we have tried to do that in each debate.
and we don't know yet what the final tally will be...
[Crowd Cheering]
Who's gonna carry Georgia? We gonna carry it?
- [Host] You care about her too. - Yeah, I sure do.
- Where'd he go? - [Reporters Clamoring]
Um, and, you know, that's important.
Talk to Jerry real quick? Do you mind?
Okay?
- Talk to ya later. - Bye!
Um, and so, thanks.
I end tonight...
[Laughing]
you've made a merger.
at the end when they were trying to clean it up.
- Yeah? - [Chattering]
- And I can't wait for this campaign. - [Applause, Cheering]
[Man] What did he say?
You gonna get a guy that doesn't know what a grocery store scanner is. Okay?
[Ringing Continues]
[Chuckling]
Hurts like hell.
Yeah, but if they can't produce the materials...
You haven't even asked, but it'll probably be at the focus group tonight at 6:00.
Right.
Oh, now, don't embarrass me on the air.
Ladies and gentlemen Ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna put this to a stop...
Well, we're stepping in as soon as they are done.
[Female Reporter] Will you change your speech tonight?
Man, I'm scared.
Okay.