Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm married.
second bottle of champagne gets you a complimentary ounce of caviar.
have board game night.
What do you mean, so?
It was the kind of thing you didn't notice until you noticed it.
Robin and I saw a ghost
Ashlee with two "e"s.
I don't want some Confederate general ghost teaching them his racism.
Oh, no, no. Oh, no.
philosophical wormhole.
We're gonna raise our kids here.
Marshall?
You know, Ashlee, I'm sorry.
so if you say you saw a ghost...
Suit's made of green.
You know, you guys should come join me and my friends.
who was wounded at the Battle of Antietam,
How do you know she's from a different area code?
Where'd you go?
I love this place.
Board game night.
It's like you don't even listen to me.
Free Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Open your brain tank, brah,
What do you think that means?
Wrists.
Five points.
St. Patrick's Day tradition.
We just got the keys to our new apartment,
- The lighting makes it... - Uh, I'm Ted.
No tomorrow, huh?
What's it gonna cost us to get in, $20?
- Which one do you want more? - Either one.
You... you kissed a married woman. Do you know how offensive that is to me?
Kids, I never wouldn't met your mother without a little luck
It's something that we're going to have to learn to live with.