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I want to catch this guy, and I can't do it without you.
No way.
I'll print out some menus.
Maybe it was too soon for me to come back.
All this cycling makes me feel like lance armstrong.
Good to know.
Yeah. This guy.
This is a composite sketch from ten interviews I've done.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
Describe the guy.
Instead of just the mirror.
Which I never did, 'cause that's irresponsible.
He knows a guy who steals pontiacs?
(rosa) it's a pact we made.
You ran over my foot.
But the real number could be in the millions.
He has some information about some dude who steals pontiacs.
Talking about cars.
Well, I break the pact.
But I've been chasing him for a month.
[door opens]
He hadn't heard from you in a while,
And weed?
I know, and I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
I’m in incredible pain
And you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
(amy) captain, we all think boyle's a hero,
Seriously?
(doug) couple of years ago you were getting really close,
(charles) [laughs] that's great!
Welcome to the boyle-free zone.
Hitchcock called himself scully by accident.
I mean, was that even really your mom?
Welcome back, detective.
So then you hired a guy who matched that exact description.
What? You just said you didn't care about the push-ups.
I've been trying to catch the pontiac bandit for eight years.
Nah, I got a relay set up, brother.
For down-on-their-luck white people.
You were shot in the line of duty,
(doug) hey, diaz.
But it's very difficult to be around him right now.
Hey, ronald.