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Boss Santa!
Who wants to see Panny dance?
because it is nothing.
called "Kathy's rule,"
Oh, really?
What's going on?
You must promise never to tell anyone about me,
which he brought in last night.
Everybody's on board with a fat man flying around the world,
is Chinese.
you really shouldn't try to improve on it.
I've never seen a Chinese Santa.
Whoo!
He prefers for people to focus on his charity work,
Agree to disagree.
That's why I could never enjoy nursery rhymes,
Just tell whoever's playing Santa
yet small enough to fit down a chimney?
Because it's Christmas morning,
And some cocaine.
Women don't need those because it is understood.
Is that a prosthetic nose?
Santa!
Santa?
Never knew this.
They all work for me.
However, a new state law was just passed
Jessica...
Yes.
He must know physics to build a flying sleigh.
You're not coming back, are you?