Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

However, a new state law was just passed

What's going on?

yet small enough to fit down a chimney?

Is that a prosthetic nose?

called "Kathy's rule,"

Just tell whoever's playing Santa

That's why I could never enjoy nursery rhymes,

Women don't need those because it is understood.

because it is nothing.

Never knew this.

Who wants to see Panny dance?

And some cocaine.

He must know physics to build a flying sleigh.

He prefers for people to focus on his charity work,

Because it's Christmas morning,

Now, this binder contains equations that support the math

I've never seen a Chinese Santa.

which he brought in last night.

They all work for me.

You're not coming back, are you?

you really shouldn't try to improve on it.

Everybody's on board with a fat man flying around the world,

Agree to disagree.

You must promise never to tell anyone about me,