Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Santa's not fat! He's big-boned!
I burnt my fingers using the hot-glue gun on mom's present.
I've been thinking about what you said about Santa.
Well, that got out of hand fast.
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Santa left you last night.
Smart enough to understand the science of flight,
Merry Christmas, Lao ban Santa.
I didn't plagiarize.
Why do you think all the toys he delivers say "made in China"?
It all grows out of two very lucky moles.
Can't believe instead of a bakery,
Okay, well, we need an older white guy
Don't want you to get an eyeful.
times the area of the wing divided by two.
Wait. If this Santa's Mitch, then who's that Santa?
Ooh! Is that made of chocolate?
Oh, try our peppermint cornbread!
and I am a notary.
Either way, he's labor, not management.
No, it was the previous summer,
and everyone at school says he's not Chinese.
Yes.
It's not Christmas Eve yet.
Who the hell is that?
I am the wholesaler.
You guys know me! I'm Paul Andrews!
I respect you!
I found you the perfect gift, and I couldn't wait.
I got you.