Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Cotton: I FOUND IT!

WHY DON'T YOU HELP YOURSELF?

MORE THAN YOU EVER HATED ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE?

MEET THE GREATEST COLLECTION OF SOLDIERS

WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS DROP BY DROP; ARE YOU WITH ME?

( veterans booing )

IN A LIFE RAFT BY TRAPPING RAINWATER

THOSE PARENTING CLASSES ARE STARTING TO PAY OFF.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

( veterans cheering )

TURNED HER INTO A HIGHLY TRAINED

( horn honking )

HOLD ON, COTTON. I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS...

AND THAT'S PRETTY HEROIC TO ME

YOU WOULDN'T LAST A DAY IN A JAPANESE P.O.W. CAMP.

YOU WERE NEVER ON OKINAWA.

THEY'RE LETTING YOU IN THERE?

WITH A 50-POUND ICE-CREAM MAKER STRAPPED TO MY BACK

WELL, HELLO TO YOU, TOO, YOU FLY-SWATTING LOSER.

IT WAS ALL LIES.

OH! GREAT SET. YOU SHOWED THAT RUBBER BAND WHO WAS BOSS.

I HAD TO LET HIM LIVE SO I COULD EAT HIS DROPPINGS.

IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW

YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WALK AGAIN.

TOJO HAD ME COOPED UP IN A BAMBOO RAT CAGE.

I JUST TALKED TO RAMSEY.

I SAID THAT "FRAUD" USED TO BE SIX-FOOT-FOUR.

Bobby: LOOK, DAD!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T?

I CLIMBED THE CLIFFS OF NORMANDY

HAD MY WHOLE UNIT PINNED DOWN.

MAY 2, '45, DURING THE BATTLE FOR OKINAWA

WELL, I CAN'T GET TO HIM. CRAWL, DAMN IT, CRAWL.

SHE'S MAKING GOOD PROGRESS--