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YOU DONE LEFT OLD GLORY AT HALF-MAST!
THEY'RE GOING TO BURY ME
Neftali "El Magnifico" Alvarez Nathan Ardaiz George Bagtas Adam Beeman Bryan Bird
OH, HOW MANY BOOTS DID YOU SHINE?
NOW COME AT ME.
THE TEXAS STATE CEMETERY COMMISSION
AT THE TEXAS STATE CEMETERY.
WHAT ARE YOU ON YOUR KNEES FOR, WOMAN?
-you live, you worthless...
DID HE EVER TELL YOU HE SURVIVED EIGHT DAYS
I THINK MY DAD IS NOT TOO FOND OF YOU, EITHER... PRETTY MUCH.
NOW MOVE IT!
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
HUH! THEY CAN MAKE A SAW
SO?
JUST KIDDING.
MUNICH, GERMANY?
BUT BEFORE THAT, I GOTS TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION
YOU WERE NEVER IN MUNICH.
AW... WHY...
Dang it.
Cotton: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
WELL, I AM TRYING.
DON'T NEED HER WHEELCHAIR NO MORE.
APRIL 30, MAY 2-- THAT'S TWO WHOLE DAYS.
YOU SADISTIC SON OF A...
BOBBY, I'M DRIVING YOU TO SCHOOL TODAY.
HEY, THAT'S GREAT.
TEACH ME TO WALK.
LET'S GO. START CLIMBING.
( chuckles )
HE'D HAVE OPENED YOUR SISSY CHUTE.
OFF MY COMMUTE.
COLONEL, FROM YOUR DRESS AND DEMEANOR
SHE'LL BE
OH, I DON'T HAVE IT ON ME AT THE MOMENT.
18 MONTHS LATER