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TO RETAKE MUNDA AIRFIELD IN THE SOLOMON ISLANDS
-mast!
STOP MOPING.
HE IS A COMPLETE FRAUD.
DON'T LOOK AWAY!
REMEMBER THE TEN BAGS OF CEMENT
IT WAS 200 MILLION YEARS.
THAT'S RIGHT. I'M A HERO.
TO RETRIEVE GENERAL MacARTHUR'S CORNCOB PIPE.
SO CHANGE AND MEET ME THERE.
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME INTO MY CHAIR?
OKAY. THEY'RE OPEN.
OKAY, YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES.
PEGGY HILL? ( horn honking )
THAT'S WHY I'M HELPING HIM WITH HIS APPLICATION.
THE DOCTOR SAID HE'D NEVER WALK AGAIN.
GET IN YOUR CHAIR AND GO.
AND NOW I GOT TO GO BEGGING FOR A WAR HERO'S GRAVE?
YEAH, YOU GOT IT.
( hocks and spits )
SIR, NO, SIR!
AAH!
YOU READY TO HATE ME
OKAY!
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME, YOU CAN'T CLIMB
SO I SNUCK MYSELF BEHIND ENEMY LINES
THEY AIN'T GOT MUCH TONE, BUT GAMS IS GAMS
I'M GOING TO BE BURIED IN THOSE NAZZY STOMPERS
( laughing )
SHE... PLEASE DON'T TELL HANK.
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