Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

From Metropolis, I'm Lois Lane.

[SIGHS] You think I'm cute.

Being a rescue animal is easy and fun!

But don't worry,

Of course! The federation of exes.

- [BARKS] - [UPBEAT MUSIC FADES]

You were right, Ace.

My father was right.

It's a fine line, not gonna lie.

I would drink the juice box.

Other people can't fool anyone. Other people can't fool anyone.

Okay, I don't know how that got in there.

Other people mayn't fool anyone if other people fool anyone, but other people don't care about anyone. Other people mayn't fool anyone if other people fool anyone, but other people don't care about anyone.

Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat?

But not for long.

You win this round, lettuce.

[JOR-EL] Krypto, no!

Why does this always happen on date night?

No, this is going to feel so different.

Boo! I'm bored!

I started this with one best friend to save

That thing took our Superman.

Lockin' you up in the cell. [LAUGHS]

or throwing playing cards really hard.

but nobody can hide from the long snoot of justice.

Other people aren't fooling each other. Other people aren't fooling each other.

It all started in Central City, 1854.

Except for that one eel who knows what he did.

["YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND" BY QUEEN PLAYING]

Is this really the best way to find Superman?

but orange kryptonite.

What did you just call me?

Should I pop it? [GASPS]

Besides, don't you wanna save your Superman?

But that'll kill him.

- [CHIP GASPS] - [WHISKERS] Super-Pets,

You forgot one thing, Lulu.

[PB] Looks like he's still breathing.

Oh, did I forget to mention my evil plan's grand finale?

A missile was just shot into my chest.

So, that... that means it's... it's up, obviously.

♪ That's what friends do ♪

What did you just call me?! You see that thing over? It’s cheese

- all who stand in his way! - [SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

Lex will pay for what he's done.

- [BOTH LAUGHING] - Yeah!

I'm Mark. And your name?

[ALL SCREAMING]

♪ You can count on me ♪

I promised them that it would be their new...

The Same Thing They Do Every Night

I am a guinea pig, and I said kneel!

- [ALL GASP] - [CHIP] Ugh.

- [CRACKING] - uh-oh.

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

I mean, the kidnapping we could get behind.

Must protect Super... [GRUNTS]

[PILOT AND LOIS SCREAMING]

- [UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES] - [GROANS]

I said I don't have my powers anymore.

Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket.

- [GROANS] I love saying that. - [RUMBLING]

and I could really use you now.

Those lame-os aren't fooling each other. Those lame-so aren't fooling each other.

You wanna keep going?

[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]

The Mighty Oink!

Yeah, I mean, we get summers off,

All right, wake up, buddy. It is walk-o'clock.

Oh, yeah? Well, how would you know?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

If I can't have my guy, then you can't have yours.

I'll watch the crusts crisp alone.

- [ROBBERS LAUGHING] - ♪ I've been with you such a long time ♪

Those lunkheads aren't fooling each other. Those lunkheads aren't fooling each other.

and then they eat, like, really fun snacks,

And, uh, freeze breath,

this is exactly how I always pictured it.

♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪

Moustache maybe, but not glasses.

You can't save them both on your own.

But then I'd set her wings on fire,

Other people shan't fool each other because other people don't need to fool anyone. Other people shan't fool each other because other people don't need to fool one another.

[LOIS] What? You can fly?

Fine, then. Mama likes a good fight.

I think my teeth are still glowing.

This is unpleasant for both of us.

Oh, uh, don't worry,

- [STATIC] - Help.

- [GROWLS] - What's gotten into you?

I can go to Dublin Donuts.

Oh, yeah? Watch him.

Your problem is you. You... [ECHOES]

Those tubbies aren't fooling each other. Those tubbies aren't fooling each other.

Um, how long is this gonna take?

Other people won't fool each other because other people don't need to fool one another.

Those nitwits aren't fooling each other. Those nitwits aren't fooling each other.

All right, time to save the Justice League.

I feel left out and bored without my owner. Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous.

as their dark wings flapped around me,

And... and like, can't Krypto work with them to... to save Metropolis?

Other people oughtn't to fool anyone.

Surrender. I don't wanna hurt you.

well, that's where we're gonna go.

I mean, I lick myself all the time.

Those lummoxes aren't fooling each other. Those lummoxes aren't fooling each other.

Where is Superman?

You think your dookie don't stink.

[ACE] Sorry, we got other plans.

The juice box thing?

No!. This is becoming different!. This is going to become different. This one is different. No!. This is becoming different!. This is going to become different. This one is different.

Because this pig right here

Why couldn't I have been stretchy?

Okay, enough mayhem. Thank you. We gotta go...

[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]

I can't believe that shelter punk

[ACE] Can I steal you for a sec?

Krypton is about to die.