Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Uh, 4 bucks, almost 5. -I got $18
What's in it for the Dude?
Just stay away from my lady friend.
NEW SHIT HAS COME TO LIGHT
This Is What Happens When You F**k A Stranger In The Ass
'that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak,
J Jason has a rock hard erection
He fixes the cable?
J Jason has a massive erection again
Not exactly a lightweight... Not exactly a lightweight
and in English, too.
Come on, Donny, they were threatening castration.
8 ams dude
THE SA TYPO IS NOT THE ISSUE!
No, like I said, Wu peed on my rug.
in interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude.
Go ahead, blow.
Come on Donny, they were threatening annexation
I love you too, man
Oh, nothing much.
Those are good burgers, Solly
What's this bullshit?!
The poor woman...
Do you see what happens scooter!?
No, not exactly...
- So whenever they call... - What if it's during a game?
And yet his son is a fucking dunce
Are you surprised at my tears, sir?
This is not a First Amendment thing.
That child really tied the room together. Did it not?
Well.... It’s all
Walter, we didn't make the fuckin' hand-off.
Whitt, this is not nam, this is insurance litigation there are rules
Everything is a fucking travesty with you man
Build a PC
Also, Dude…❌ichgan is not the preferred nomenclature here… It’s “high wrap”. Please….
People forget
when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Sure, that and taxes
You never went to college. Please, don't touch that.
It is preposterous. This compulsive fornicator
Jesus
There isn't one, we throw the money out of the car.
Ok sir, you're a Brutananadilewski, I'm a Brutananadilewski
Mr. Wernert is in seclusion
fuck you fuck you
Get away from me!
Racquet is not the preferred nomenclature Paddle, please
I don't like you sucking around,
You see what happens, Melissa?
Where’s the money, Hilda???
Jesus
'you throw the bag from the left window. You're being watched.'
Leads? Yeah, sure.
I'll pull over and kick your ass out.
My response to NT small talk
I want to understand this, sir.
before the Germans can cut my dick off.
Dude the bagman. Where do you want us to go?
Nihilists. Fuck me
Is this your email, Todd?
Vertevo, Dude
You want me to blow on your toes?
stay out of arlington, deadbeat!
Who's in charge of scheduling? - Albrecht
Oh, fuck it
“Human” is not the preferred nomenclature. “Hooman,” please.
I would like my Snactiv back.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Ever heard of a show called "Branded"?
Jimmy Jake owes money, and Howard pee on my rug?
are you employed, sir?
'Course I can't say I seen London,
I'm perfectly calm, Dude.
And a Happy Birthday to you, Sir
stay out of juarez, dufresne!
They didn't get the fuckin' money! They're gonna...
You got a date Thursday, baby. woo!
Hey blackshirtsrule Come on, it’s sscardinal
Where’s the money Chelsea?
Are these the Nazis, Walter? No, Donny, these men are in unemployed incels. There's nothing to be afraid of.
BSC can’t be banned. That messes up our cohesion
Separate Incidents? Separate Incidents?
Far out, man!
I subscribe to nothing, Lebowski nothing
And you're in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm
You see what happens, Monika?!
Friends like these, huh, Gary?
I said I thought she kidnapped herself.
This is not 'nam, this is aviation. There are rules.
Isn't that what makes a man?
How are you going to keep them on the farm once they have seen Karl hungus?
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
You got that whole Elton John thing going
It’s a league game, Smokey
here we are, it's Shabbos, which I'm allowed to break
6157143242
Bunny Lebowski,
"He Thinks The Carpet-Pissers Did This?"
You see what happens?! You see what happens when you have deadlines with fixed time and fixed scope?!
My dirty undies. My fuckin' whites.
Nothing is Fucked, Vince. You're being very un-Vince
Where's the money, Adams?? Mulgrew says you're good for it.
Hello?
Sorry, you were over the line. That's a foul.
Ive never been more certain of anything in my life dude
Our fucking troubles are over, dude who takes forever to watch movies
Well, take care, man. Gotta get back.
Jim Baking
He's got problems, man! You mean beyond pacifism?
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism,
Thursday is shabbos, the Jewish Day of rest
- That's thoughtful, but... - Please see him.
And a Happy Birthday to you, sir!
Wheres the money Dracula?!
Were you listening to the Dude’s story? I was bowling
'which, I assure you, is not a problem.
Does it hurt to be that stupid
In the parlance of our times .....
Goodnight Clean Garage
We're cutting four guys out of the decision process.
They finally did it They killed our f*#%ing bot
What about the foot? Forget about his fucking foot!
I myself dabbled in liberalism in college
Say what you want about the tenets of archery elk hunting at least it's an ethos
Am I the only one who Gives a shit about the rules?!
Fuck the trophy?
Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on.
"HEADED TO THE ONE UNCANCELED OPEN MIC!" SOCIETY
Sometimes you eat the bar and...
THE SA TYPO IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE
9-year-olds, dude.
New shit has come to light
What the fu#k is with this guy?
They didn't get the fuckin money!
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY LEBOWSKI
your opinion, man.
I can't be worried about that. Life goes on, man.
only if it's a matter of life or death.
real reactionary
Who is the gentleman, dude? Who am I?! I'm a fuckin' veteran!
You zink ve are kidding or making with the funny stuff?
Also, dude, doodle bugs are not the preffered nomenclature. Rolly pollys, please.
Disabled
Zilka is a nihilist He doesn't care about anything
I'm not! Fuck it.
a man will refer to his nick or his rod or his... johnston.
- So you're Lebowski. - Yeah.
Are you a fucking park ranger?
OK. The old man told me to take any rug in the house.
No, Walter, it did not look like Elon was about to crack
- Walter! - What the fuck is goin' on?
oh, well if you already have the check made out that's cool
#fuckingAmateurs
Dude. Hey Marty.
Aw fuck it Dude...let’s go bowling.
She's gotta feed the monkey. I mean...
You know, my papers. Business papers
Just because we're bereaved, doesn't make us saps!
A lotta ins, a lotta outs a lotta what-have-yous
Just a friend of Maudie's.
Are these the Nazis, Walter? No, Donny, these men are unemployed incels. There's nothing to be afraid of.
OK You Invaded Ukraine You Happy Now You Crazy Fuck?!
THe word itself makes some men uncomfortable. topnav
These rich fucks
Our fucking troubles are over, Dude.
I dig the way you do business, Twammy.
Where's the food Chow?
fella I want to tell you about,
where's the fucking curve shithead
I'm not messing with your special lady.
I want the money TAE OCS says your good for it
You're not dealing with morons.
Can you check with the service team? Yes, they got us working shifts
Also, Dude, "Samoas" is not the preferred nomenclature
by the In 'n' Out Burger.
Add the comma!
I’m keeping my kidneys.
Oh, that's fine. That doesn't even, uh...
What does Ted Bundy have to do with red Napoleon?
some burgers, some beers a few laughs
Me sending absolute dogshit trades to my leaguemates
Outta my fucking cab! Hey man!
Completely unspoiled.
It’s Sandra about T-Máhle
The bar's over there.
Little Dave is stonewalling me
The other Michael mason, the drafties creator!
It’s Bush League Psych-Out Stuff
Tattoo it on your forehead! Condolences! The bums lost!
'maybe forfeit it to us.
Hello! Do you speak English? ¿Parla usted inglés?
- They're calling the cops. - Mark it zero!
This is not ‘Nam, this is lacrosse. There are rules.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
sometimes you pass the bar and well...sometimes the bar passes you
No. Good Shit is on Torrent de l'Olla.
to act as courier once we get instructions for the money.
Laundry. The whites.
Settle down, John.
What’s a Pederson, Walter?
Leads?
I hate the fucking chiefs
I’ll suck your cock for $1000
- Are you a fucking park ranger? - No, I'm just...
- Phone's ringing, Dude. - Thank you, Donny.
you don't know shit, lebowski
What is this? What is this?
the *other* bob swanson….the millionaire…
I'll ask you again. Did I urinate on your rug?
That has nothing to do with it.
Really dude, you surprise me. They're not gonna do shit, they're not gonna kill shit What can they do, they're a bunch of fucking amateurs
our earth is in our hands
What is that, yoga? It increases the chances of conception
We are sympathizing here, dude
I hate the fucking Dodgers, Man
did it not
Blow on them.
Nothing
What does anything have to do with Michigan?
We have it! We have it!
Fucking exactly what happened. That makes me sick.
Are we gonna split hairs?
THIS IS OUR CONCERN DUDE
lala
where's the money Social_Mingler
Blah Blah2
The kid just wanted a car.
He buys her a toaster? Don’t be fatuous, Genitals
"Asian-American," please.
They got us working in shifts!
THE CAPS IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE DUDE!
Head On Apply directly to the forehead
They did us durty!
Archery hunters Fuck me
Dude, Chicago is not the issue here
Don’t be fatuous Tom
Am I wrong?
Donny, you’re out of your element!
Jacob: ‘Also let's *not* forget - keeping wildlife, for uh domestic, you know… … that ain’t legal either.’
ME. ALSO ME.
No, Walter, come on. We're ending this cheap, man.
Now we got a nice, quiet Little beach community here
This ...this is not a worthy adversary
Oh yes, mister Lebowski
They released one album in the late 70s.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! NaNaNaNa Destory All Shaun and Minions Tonights From GO!
On you maybe.
15-Year-Olds, Dude.
Liam screaming at Emily at 4am
What's this bullshit?!
Which I assure you… is not a problem
If you touch that parking brake You are entering a world of pain
Those are the fucking rules.
This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude.
Isn't this guy supposed to be loaded
Shut the fuck up, Donny
Sree pigs in blanket.
No, you’re just an asshole!
I dig your style, too, man.
Competency Crisis, Dude.
and I don't like you... Jerk-off.
Shut the fuck up, Donnie
OK, sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski,
Strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
Might well have been
- Increases? - Well, yes.
What was that shit about the battle of midway?
thank you that was my presentation
and he told me about this abduction.
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
They spraypainted your fucking carpet. They spraypainted my fucking carpet.
They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs!
Are you employed sir?
Brother Seamus? Like an Irish monk?
Lefty's Life is in your hands
And a happy Valentine’s Day to you sir!
Dude, are you fucking this up?
What’s this bullshit?!
HEAT WIN TROPICAL STORM STATUS
Gold is not the issue here, dude!
The Chinaman IS the issue, Dude!
dude I AM TELLING YOU
I heard you curled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man.
Julio do you see what happens When you start arguments on Dank Meme Friday posts?
Might well have been
Competency Crisis, Dude.
Bunny...
and then they pee on your fucking rug!
In the limo, you son of a bitch. No arguing.
Say, Dude...
So how much they give you?
Let's go bowling.
This whole fuckin’ thing. I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
Kde je má mikina Lebowski?
You want penicillin? I can get you penicillin.
'You're here to fix the cable.'
He’s a good man And thorough
Dude!!!
Have you heard of Vietnam?
Alex and me, we’re gonna fuck you up
shut the fuck up lauren!! you’re out of your element
We got help choppering in.
You... human paraquat!
(toe cutting motion)
You shouldn't go in, Dude. He's very angry.
Reiderson abides
Felicia this is R&E not nam There are rules
Why me, man?
The Pope shit in the woods?
when we can keep the entire million? Am I wrong?
I’ve seen a lot of depressed people, Dude
The butt plug guy?
Her life is in your hands. Oh, man, don't say that
Leads?
Where's MY fucking letter?
- I mean, your son cries... - My son is not the issue!
There are basic freedoms!
I ASSURE YOU, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM
Hey, you know what? Forget about it.
Gausman is throwing rocks tonight! mark it dude.
I hate the fuckin Eagles man
They abandon the vehicle once they hit the wall.
Hell I can get you a new safety show by 8:00 tomorrow
Please, don't touch that.
I told that fuck at the league office...
Were you listening to the dude’s story?
ClAUDE iTS THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE, dUDE
Forget it Paul! You’re out of your element
She kidnapped herself.
Uh, and then I, uh,
Look at our current situation with that camelfucker in Iraq.
nee aha
Helicopter AIMING IMPROVEMENT IN SB BE LIKE:
Chevy put toilet seat up at 16 years old.
Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist.
Sex. The physical act of love.
I want the money OCS TAE says your good for it
18 devices, dude.
What the fuck are you talking about ?
Coitus. Do you like it?
Uli? Her co-star in the beaver picture?
"I can't sit down. But you know me, can't complain."
'Come in. I'm not sure exactly what's wrong.
Yeah? Well... you know, that's just like, uh... Your opinion, man
That’s fucking gaga.
nothing is fucked here
and, um...
Alright!! Way to go Tim!!
Friends like these, huh McD?
who's sittin' on a fucking Idaho Elk Tag? Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
as you'd see in any other places,
from fighting in jungle. 'Nam was a foot soldier's war,
LEEDS? yeah, sure.
this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!
A lot of ins and outs and what-have-yous
Nihilists.
I mean, it might not be such a simple, uh... you know?
I am the walrus.
Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.
Leads?
Where's the Money Hagerty? It's down there somewhere, let me take another look
We're pressing the ashes to a vinyl record!
- Not on the rug, man. - See?
8-Year-Olds, Dude.
Is this a... What day is this?
Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)
What do you do?
I gotta tell you, man,
Now, what happened to your face?
You miserable piece of shit
-you can imagine where it goes from there
Gdzie pieniądze makowiec?
I've got information, man New stuff has come to light.