Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks a lot, asshole

'and examine your standing. Thank you.'

Have you heard of a little show called “Branded”, Dude?

Where's MY fucking letter?

Where the fucking uRL, LEBOWSKI!?

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

I didn't watch my buddies die face-down in the mud

Also, dude, “ donkey dick” is not the preferred nomenclature.

Give me $5 and we calls it even

Larissa, this is not Nam. This is pizza, there are rules

a tape deck, some Creedence tapes,

In the parlance of our times

i had a rough night, i ate some fucking beagles

- What about the toe? - Forget about the fucking toe!

Nobody calls me asshole. You got the wrong man. I’m the dude.

Nothing's Forked Here Dude Nothing is Forked

They finally did it They killed our f*#%ing bot

Sorry I had to stay so late...

Well the virus finally did it they killed my fucking xfl

'Zat's why they sent me. I am an expert.

There’s a little Rex Splode on the way

You’re killing your father Larry

Where’s the fucking money… LEBOWSKI?!

Well... you know, that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.

Man, it’s all part of your sick New York thing

Fermi, you’re out of your element

Hey! This is a private company, man.

Are you ready to be fucked, Noodledicks

Arts Degrees, Dude

We've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude

Pick it up, man, this is an emergency.

Not on the luggage, man

Those are good tiddies, Walter.

- Jesus. - You said it, man.

You see what happens Jason

It is our most modestly priced receptacle

Where's the booze, Lebowski?

I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday.

Can't we just rent it from you?

Our troubles are over, dude

Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.

You see what happens when you don’t want to dub archival footage and we have to subtitle it all?

Where's the Money, Toby?

Give me my money, deadbeats!

Native-Americans, please.

We've had terrible news. Mr Trump's in seclusion in the west wing

You can’t do that. That fucks up our plan.

You're not dealing with morons here, Lebowski

So when you get divorced, you return your library card?

I'm Jackie Treehorn.

- Dude. - Hey, Monty.

Man, come on. I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Astros, man!

Forget it Mikey You're out of your element!

I did not know that

What’s with this guy?

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS ALIEN089?

What are you, a fucking park ranger?

So, if you could just, uh...

I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE CERTAIN OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE

When Dave can't be giving out his personal number. Gave Dave a beeper.

Where's the money, Lawwell?

When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door

It don’t matter to Jesus

5 PEOPLE SHARED THIS ALREADY SMDH

lotta ins, lotta outs lotta what-have-yous

Stay out of Dane Trump

You’re killing your gains, Larry

Yeah, fuckin’ Germans. Nothing changes. Fuckin’ Nazis.

Well, they finally did it They killed Johnny.

I want that coffee maker, Kyle. Chris says you're good for it

Where the fuck are they going to get another toe?

'I just got an informal report

He looks like a fucking loser.

about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis.

Where’s the money Chelsea?

I've seen a lot of spinals , dude.

What the fuck does anything have to do with Israel?

Well, they finally did it They killed my fucking house

He fixes the cable?

If he knows I'm a fuck-up,

Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.

Nothing is fucked No man

With all of your winning, Enlightened... Its not fair!

Where's the encryption software?

Sure, that and library, library, library

If you can't go by car, how do you get around on Shammos?

I mean, you got to make, uh, quick decisions...

Dude, the psychic brainburst is not the issue here

inner-city children of promise

Fuckin’ Croatians. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazi-sympathizers.

If not, that's her problem, not mine,

He's a sex offender with a record...

And a good Easter to you sir! And a good Easter to you sir!

Far out, man! Far f-ing out!

This is what you get… When you fuck a stranger in the ass

Shut the fuck up Freddy!

Yes, you're wrong. This isn't a game, man.

Binder meeting?

Fuck it Dude, let’s play Animal Crossing

The dude is not in.

This is not MWX, this is bowling. There are rules

THIS is what happens When You F**k A Stranger In The Ass!

Strikes and gutters.

Those are good souvlakis, walter.

He’s Cracking

OC’s going to hell. Hell, I tell ya

Leo This is not 'nam This is magic. there are rules.

Leo This is not 'nam This is magic. there are rules.

Does this place look like I'm a developer

Which one’s Logjammin’?

Come on, he's got a sword.

earlier in the day, I was feeling shitty, man.

My thinking about Yotei had become very uptight

I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all by my...

Those are good burgers.

This is what happens

I figure it’s easy money, you know? It’s all pretty harmless-

We got a man down dude

She kidnapped herself

those rich fucks… this whole fuckin thing…

The briefcase was fucking empty, man.

He fixes the cable?

who am i?? i’m a fuckin veteran!

bar's over there

dems like these, huh, gary?

- You're the one who's certain. - 100% certain.

Forget it Drew you are out of your element l

Cox’s Little Urban Achievers

My art is strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.

You're killing your father, Larry

The Dude abides.

Out of this house now, you bums!

You're calling me at home.

- A! - And Judy peed on it.

i’m hodling my doge

Rest of LEAGUE OF FRIENDS RIGHT NOW

Friends like these huh Pat.

Fuck it. I can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man.

Come on, Donny, they were sleeping in hammocks Are we gonna split hairs here?

Where’s the door handle Chevene!?!?!

Where’s the fuckin files Shithead!!

They're not literally his children.

Opening To Stuart Little (Widescreen Edition) 2 0 0 0 DVD

OK. Done, Jackie.

Without a video, there is no Last Dance.

Rest of LEAGUE OF FRIENDS RIGHT NOW

Well, certainly, that's a possibility, Dude.

I’ve got two ears and a heart don’t I? And I can get you a tow by 3, with nail polish

You mean vagina?

Do you see what happens, Cisco?

WHERE'S THE MONEY, IZKF!?

What's this playing to win Shit?

SMOKEY THIS IS NOT 'NAM THIS IS TUESDAY GOLF LEAGUE. THERE ARE RULES

My fucking briefcase! Man, it's not here. Shit!

Also, Dude, "JRPG" is not the preferred nomenclature.

You might fool the league office,

Forget about the fucking foot!

Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest.

V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

Where’s the money Van Alstyne!

Those are Mr Walz’s children, so to speak.

It’s too late

Fuck it Dude Let's go bowling...

Come on, who are you gonna believe, those guys or...

it really tied the room together...

The royal we, you know

That's some good bbq, Walter.

Fuck you! I kill your fucking car!

Well thats just like your opinion man

FUCKING FASCISTS

Oh, so that doctor...

Race Report, Short Version

This is our concern, Dude.

- Am I wrong? - No, you're just an asshole!

and I aim to keep it nice and quiet.

That some kinda Easter Island thing?

I had a rough night and fuckin' hate Rush, man.

It is our most... modestly priced receptacle.

You see what happens, Larry?

Chesa...you have no frame of reference here

There it is. You see that helicopter right there? Right in front of us, there. I think it's been following me all morning.

SMOKEY, THIS IS NOT NOTRE DAME THIS IS BOWLING GREEN, THERE ARE RULES

YOUR MOTHER & I WHEN YOU START TALKING UCHICAGO TO US

That is our most... modestly priced 2 week Arizona elk hunt

- Waving the fucking gun around? - Calmer than you are.

Also, Dude, "Tranny" is not the preferred nomenclature.

We're talking about un-checked regression here dude.

What the fuck were you talking about?

Did I urinate on your rug?

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, dude. At least they had an aesthetic.

Where is the information Ali? It's down there somewhere Let me take another look.

Two cream sodas, Gary.

Where's the information Ali... It's down there somewhere let me take another look.

Alright! Way to go, amber

"He Already Posted It. " "Well,He Can Fuckin' Unpost It!"

What's this playing to win Shit?

Where's the Money Hagerty? It's down here somewhere, let me take another look

I don't work, I don't drive a car,

Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes… a sycophantic toady who betrayed his oath to the Constitution gets re-elected.

Uli Kunke Her co-star in the beaver picture?

And yet his sister project is a fucking dunce.

Sometimes you eat the bear Sometimes the bear gives you brain worms

The Patriots treat objects like women, man

That's marvellous.

I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab.

Also, dude, “Chinese virus” is not the preferred nomenclature.

Oh, that's the Los Angeles

Whoo! Slamming them tonight!

You know, she owes money.

Shit, yeah, the hvac thread.

You're Killing your Grandmother Larry

Also, dude, “Chinese virus” is not the preferred nomenclature. COVID-19, please.

I mean, he's 15.

I'm not handling the money, driving the car...

We’re fucked Walter

Well aren't you?

THE SA typo is not the issue here!!

Take the ringer. I'll drive.

Uhhh I’m just gonna find a cash machine

Just take it easy, man.

Without the necessary means for a necessary means for a higher education

We’re gonna cut your dick off, Larry

Dak and Parsons are going to fuck you up!

It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.

You're goddamn right I'm not getting Kim'd!

That's, uh, that's a bummer, man.

Life doesn't stop and start at your convenience

Has the world gone crazy?

We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry.

Separate incidents?

That’s your name, Dude

Far out. Think he's got room for one more?

Well, they were looking for you, these guys.

Fuckin’ Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.

Obviously, I'm not a golfer

Well, not much to tell.

We’ve had terrible news, president biden’s in seclusion.

Condolences Mr Doobage! The bumbacks lost!

I like your nipple, dude.

- Who's in charge of scheduling? - Burkhalter.

our fkn troubles are over dude

listen occasionally? You might learn something.

Say what you will about Doc's teaching style, At least it's an ethos!

Dude, are you fucking this up!?

You want a white swim cap I can get you a white swim cap

They pee on your fucking rug?

That's the simple part, Dude.

Where’s the fuckin’ message, Facebook?

The killed my fucking mobile app

Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude.

Embiid, my life is in your hands!

It’s a league game, Smoke

- He fixes the cable? - Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

If you will it it is no dream

Dude, HanAssholeSolo is not the issue here!

She hit me right here

Does the world’s deepest v-neck make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?

I accept your apology.

We make the hand-off, I grab one, beat it out of him.

AAA Big Dogs.... ....Royals

I'm at my place. I need you to come and pick me up.

I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass

Whereas, what we have here...

You know, my Snactivs. Business Snactivs.

You want a Mickeys ice? I can get you a Mickeys ice

Do you find them much, these stolen cars?

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Those are the fucking rules.

Well, what about, uh...

This is what happens when you send mail to a stranger in the alps

- Who is this gentleman, Dude? - Who am I? A fucking veteran.

at least that's the handle his parents gave him.

Jesus fucking Christ.

I've got information, man!

I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Dodgers.

My career's slowed down a little lately.

who's sittin' on a million fucking dollars? Am I wrong?

I SAID TO GET JOHNSON AND JOHNSON

We are solutioning here dude

That’s fucking interesting man

But... ah, hell.

And a Happy Birthday to you, sir!

- I'm not... - Who are you working for?

I hope that my wife will learn to live on her ample allowance.

I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!

104 years of beautiful tradition from George Hallas to Brian Urlacher You’re goddamn right I’m living in the fucking past

Where’s the platform, Poilievre?

Men in the black (and white) pyjamas dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary

My advice to you is, Do what your parents did!

So you know that they were trying to piss on your rug?

My My art has been condemned strongly. Penile which bothers some women The word itself Make some women uncomfortable. Penile

Oh, Man, My Thinking About this had become very uptight!

You're killing the software, Larry

Goodnight, sweet prince.

The foul stench of rockets fans excuses

What does anything have to do with Israel?

I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point Not in Nam of course

They peed on your fucking rug.

Are these the Latinos?

Stay outta my time zone, lebowski!

No, Donny. These men are Patriot front. They're cowards.

Where’s the trailer Nicky?

Does this place look like I'm a developer

'Dude, this is Smokey.

Take 'er easy network team

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the RICO.

of the Port Huron statement.

You're not blowing.

A joyride situation.

no...not on the rug...bing!

You want a rock dude? I can get you a rock

I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don’t have an EORI NUMBER!

She has lingonberry pancakes.

- Fuckin' A! - And he peed on it.

Mr Lebowski is disabled, yes. This picture was taken

You’re not even fuckin vegan!

I know what happened. Yes? Yes?

Come on, Dude. Hey, fuck it, man.

Shut the fuck up, Darius

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs.

Let me tell you something. I dig your work.

No agency. No stakes. Shut the fuck up, Bobby!

I’ve had a rough night And I hate the fucking Blue Jays, man

No Donny, these men are nerds. There's nothing to be afraid of.

- What the hell is this? - My dirty undies, Dude. The whites

Shomer Shabbos!

Gold is not the issue here, dude!

You can imagine where it goes from there He fixes the cable?

If I learned one thing in 'Nam, it's...

As if we would ever dream of taking your setlist

No! That's not his... hey!

Who gives a shit about the fucking Jersey?

Darkness warshed over the Dude

Aw, fuck it, Dude.

and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!