Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
- "Speed of Sound" tour. - Mm-hmm.
I was one of the authors
I’m Talking About Drawing A Line In The Sand, Pat Fitzgerald Will Not Poach LeVar Woods!
You think I’m fucking around?!
Pneuma really tied the set list together, did it not?
He owes money all over town!
They pee on your fucking rug? They peed on my fucking rug!
Is it being prepared to do the right thing?
First of all dude You don't have an ex
Flunking Social Studies
nights of lights draws a lotta water in this town.
I.
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
Who am I? I'm a fuckin veteran.
And a happy birthday to you, sir!
What the fuck are you talking about?
That is our most... modestly priced receptacle.
The briefcase was empty. You kept the money for yourself.
You don't wanna know about it.
you're entering a world of pain.
These men are nihilists there’s nothing to be afraid of. They’re cowards.
That bot can roll, man
This is not ‘Nam, this is the Music Thread there are rules
We’ve had some terrible news he’s in seclusion in the West Wing
Branded!
That's marvelous.
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?
Cynthia's dog. Think it's a pomeranian
Can’t watch
Stay out of Carnbroe, deadbeat!
It was discovered last night
Forget about the fucking toe!
Say what what you will about the Amazon leadership principles But at least it's a mantra
They finally did it They killed Roe v Fucking wade
Oh, yes.
'well, we'd like to see you.
Where's the fuckin money Shithead!
Tighten the emergency break before next year
there's the mariisihedarrandrewoiimsjwayhnillianikonde. there's the kattoleann.
That is the driver. I told you...
Well, they finally Did it They killed my Richard Nessler
Trap?
Might well have been
if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
and a happy halloween to you sir!
- What is he talking about? - My rug.
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
ME: ………………..ALSO ME:
Wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck tho. - Or the Creedence
I’m staying, I’m enjoying my OG chat
Flunking social studies.
Well, what exactly is the problem?
Well, they finally Did it They killed my Richard
of Southern California,
We have had terrible news. Mr Trump is in seclusion
since you have unrepentantly betrayed my trust...
This is what happens Larry!
Self-Employed People Filling Out Paperwork Are you employed, sir? Employed?
will be visited tenfold upon your head.
And a Happy Birthday to you, sir!
Hell, I can get you a thumb by 3 this afternoon with polish.
This isn't a guy who likes Goodell here..
You thought Bunny had been kidnapped, and you were glad.
Well, yeah…
Fuck the tournament?
Dude, I'm sorry.
What's this 50% shit!?!
Fuck you, Walter.
you should name your first born son illhistagiarglloba. yeah good idea 99!
I want the money OCS TAE says your good for it
WHERE'S THE MONEY POKATOWSKI?
Why's Everything a fucking Travesty with you ryan?
'This will not stand, this aggression against Kuwait.'
Alright! Way to go Donnie!
You're killing Kill the Justice League, Rana
It really tied the room together.
If I earn over 15% annual return it might bump me up into a higher tax bracket
Bird
'Thank you. It's Brandt.'
Sunday is shabbos; the Pjewjew day of rest.
I hate the Eagles!
- What's your drink, Dude? - White Russian. Thanks.
All riiight! Way to go D Backs!!
what's this playing to win shit?
why his wife should go out, owe money,
Obviously, you're not a big wheel down at the cracker factory
well,They finally did it... they killed fuckin' tyr 2
just because we're aroused doesn't make us *SAPS*
Larry I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school
Where’s the FASTQs, Lebowski?
it's alright it was marley's time to go gone on a motorbike! yes samara cheesy video game gayle! roll! yes: HO239398 in QP8's yes viir we don't point to it! no we don't mention the wet castle with water balloons at gayle! nooooo! wettall!
you bunch of fucking crybabies.
Shut the fuck up, Mikey!
Forget it, Rodney! You're out of your element!
Darkness washed over the Dude.
Far out, man. Far fucking out!
Home, sweet home, Mr L.
Our golfing lives are in your hands, Dude
If you will it, Dude It is no dream
I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.
Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers?
This is a bummer, man
Where's the fuckin viberzi shithead??
Out of this Zoo now, You flatlanders!!
No, you’re not wrong. You’re just an asshole.
THIS IS A FAMILY RESTAURANT
satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women -
POV: Noah put toilet seat up
I told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice on Shabbos!
Slammin' 'em tonight! You guys are dead in the water.
d'ni i need kids i really need kids loo loo flush down pepsi embrace your past but live for now are they my worthless mutts no my wonderball where's my wonderball although you took very careful precaution in the matter i could see your lips move nothing for you cha ya wo wo child you get nothing you lose good day sir
Oh, fuck it.
Donald Trump had to
Where's the green smoke shithead
He's a good man And thorough
Sean and Tan Man treat objects like women, man
All right! Way to go, Roxie!
- Thank you. - Not if I have anything to say.
Beavis
"What's In It For The Dude?"
Lefty's Life is in your hands
That poor woman…
It's on now!!! New Sh!t has come to Light
"Branded", especially the early episodes,
- Nothing is fucked? - No, man.
Damn right I’m living in the fucking past
FAR FROM IT
Your rug was in the car?
Younger than you are
Hello! Do you speak English, sir? Parla usted ingles?
I fuck you, I!
Don’t be fatuous.
Wait, let me explain something to you.
This non aggression will not stand man!
- Walter... - You mark that frame an 8,
Circumvent Citizen’s United?
Mark it, dude
Come on, fuckhead.
Strikes and Gutters Ups and downs
Right, but let me explain something about the rug.
Do you have a good Gasparilla?
. .
Increases the chances of conception
I myself dabbled in pacifism,
- Am I wrong? - No, you're not wrong.
It’s MinneAhpolis about Ty-Máhle
Mijo’s turning 21 today And that's cool-that's cool.
Hey… Man
You can get nail polish and apply it to someone else's toe.
Lady, trump died face-down in the muck
Standards have fallen in adult entertainment.
Obviously, you're not a real Doogle head
What does anything have to do with Vietnam?
once the plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong
Do you see what happens, Cisco?
Clarity's life in your hands
THESE MEN ARE Tyroleans. THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles county,
you know, uh, that or, uh, his Dudeness,
A tape tech, some Creedence tapes…
in accordance with what we think
when Mrs Reagan was First Lady of the nation.
the chinaman is not the issue here, dude!
You’re killing your father Jakob
This is the study. The various commendations...
- We'll cut your dick off. - You're killing your father.
This is quite a pad you got here, man.
I have to take this. Do you have that doctor's number?
3,000 years of beautiful tradition From Moses To Sandy Koufax Damn Right I'm Living In The Past
We got a nice quiet little beach community here,
who's filling in for karl kruszuski? melinda baker.
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
- Do you like sex, Mr Lebowski? - Excuse me?
Reopen the country Don't wear a mask
Bush-league Shitheads
Fuck the tournament
We did let him run a company, but he didn't do very well.
My... my wife... my wife, Bunny?
Little language problem here.
Fucking social studies
The Big Lebowski
- So Uli has the money? - Well...
Brother Tik Tok? Like a Chinese monk?
oh, fuck it.
Theodore Donald Karabotsos,
I'll be with you in a moment, Mr Lebowski.
the whites
Ah, Nice marmot
We fucked up his payoff, we pissed off the kidnappers,
- Her life was in your hands! - This is our concern, Dude.
I was bowling.
'The Dude is not in.
He shot himself
Let's grow some dope
The browser on my phone is not the Issue here
Quick decisions?
That light really tied the room together, did it not?
Where’s your car, Dude?
Felicia this is time & materials not nam There are rules
cowards! weaklings! bums
That's not the preferred nomenclature, Dude
Oh, you're Bunny.
Yeah, well, you're just not, like, a Post Milleniallist, man
I'll kill your fucking car, man!
When you find a stranger in the Apls!
Wonderful woman.
You got a date Sunday, baby!
maybe that's why I found the place so darn interesting.
That's interesting man
Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey
Take it easy, man. Here's the $4.
Am I the only one that gives a shit about the links
You will receive no bill.
- I am the walrus. - Shut the fuck up, Donny!
So he's pretending to be the abductor?
Dear, for your information,
- Bums! - "No funny stuff."
You don't know shit Lebowski
They finally did it they killed my fucking seed job
She's Cracking...
The royal we. You know, the editorial.
Do you speak English? Parla usted ingles?
Fuck it.
I'm adhering to A pretty strict drug regimen...
I got a fucking ball, man.
Come together Right now today
I mean, I had an M16 Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank.
I've accomplished more than most men
Across this line, you do not...
You are any promising leads?
You think the couch fucker did this?
That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.
'Meine name is Karl. Ich bin expert.'
Hardly, dude.
Shut the fuck up, Mikey!
Vere is the money, Lebowski. Ve vant the money, Lebowski.
'Jeffrey, you have not gone to the doctor.'
Those are the fucking rules.
Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?
THANK YOU DAVE
Did you personally come and pee on my rug?
Stay out of Malibu, Reiderson!
Thank you Donny
these men are cowards
but how are we gonna get her back?
It’s just a game man
Whoo! You got a date Thursday, baby.
This is not 'nam. This is Blades in the Dark. There are rules
Her life is in your hands, Dude
Keeping a sugar glider, for, uh, domestic in the city that ain't legal either, Dude.
WE WANT ZE RAIN, BIANCHI
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
The adultery website app?
Fuckin’ Germans. Nothing changes. Fuckin’ Nazis.
Why did he think you have it? And who does?
The Chinaman is not the issue here.
She zought we'd be getting $1 million.
So, she's back, no thanks to you.
I'm watching it while they're in Hawaii.
Oh, that must be exhausting.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BLOCK A STRANGER IN THE APPS!
Fuck it.
Yes, I understand you're taking away the remains.
This is our concern, Dude.
IT DON’T MATTER TO JESUS
I hope someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample
Dude.
Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?
'Mr Lebowski, I'd like to see you.
My concern is… and I gotta check with my accountant But this might bump me into a higher tax bracket
I wondered if I'd see you again.
Pepe, Seddi, Bill, and Bird can’t watch though
Stay out of Carnbroe, deadbeat!
I fuck you in ze ass.
Fat man Me at the bowling alley
The jokes are played out! Do you hear me, bobowski?
I'll ask you again DID I URINATE ON YOUR SCRAPE?
You know, people forget… …that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
His wife owes money, and they pee on my rug?
All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.
That gif really tied the room thread, did it not?
you know people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
Ay Mijo Don't Do That Again
You're not wrong, Jeremy, you're just an a**HOLE
All Right!!! Way to go Dani!!!
Ok Scott I can see you don't want to be cheered up.
The Palestinian kids life was in your hands!
I dropped off the money exactly as per...
Looser than you are.
I had a rough night, and I hate the F****** Eagles
- You fucking asshole! - Dude, I'm sorry.
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING YOE!
BSC can’t be banned. That fucks up our cohesion.
and the Dude was most certainly that,
She's gotta feed the monkey. I mean...
because she wants more, man.
That video really tied the thread together, did it not?
I fuck you! I fuck you!
“We”?!
Jesus
where's the money, gronkowski?
and as a fisherman he explored the waters of the Rainy river, from wheelers point to Frontier and... up to... Birchdale
were you listening to the dudes story he doesn’t like superhero movies
you flash a piece out on the lanes,
T-high football dude
lotta ins lotta outs
YOU GOT THAT WHOLE ELTON JOHN THING GOING MAN
We're scattering the ashes!
The Pope Shit In The Woods?
Shut the fuck up Fermi! You’re out of your element
you don't kidnap someone you're acquainted with.
The whites
I want chicken
H
- Yes, yes. - Thank you.
They finally did it they killed my fuckin house
She’s got us working in shifts
100 years of beautiful tradition from curly lambeau to ted Thompson You're damn right I'm living in the past
Mark it AWOL!
I hate the fucking eagles man.
I tried pacifism once. Not in Naarm of course.
you know, my partners business partners
- Sure. I gotcha. - Yeah.
nothing changes. Fucking Del Conte.
Gosh dang it!
You’re not wrong, Keir, you’re just an asshole
STAY OUT OF Culture wars, SOLDIER!
Uh, papers.
I'll be there, man.
So did Donny.
I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles.
let me tell you something. i dig your work.
Yeah, the beauty of this is its simplicity.
She's not my special lady.
Not on the rug... man.
jj you are the Dude here
KEEP YOUR UGLY GOLDBRICKIN' ASS OUT OF MY FROZEN LAKE COMMUNITY
Hell. I can get you a Danish baby by 3:00 this afternoon
. I’d like to thank each person behind Shiba Inu cartoon.
This is not ‘Nam. This is power rule. There are rules
The dude Abides
Nobody fucks with the bot.
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
our earth is in our hands
Shut the fuck up, Darius
- This is the driveway. - I'm Jewish as fucking TevyÈ.
This is not Nam... This is Outlook, there are rules
10% finder's fee. That all right?
eight year olds, dude
So how much they give you? 30 grand, man!
Me reading Josh's texts
All right! Way to go Johnny!
Well, he finally did it. Mijo turned 21.
You mean, beyond pacifism?
All right. This is pointless.
Am I the only one who gives a s*** about the rules?!
Oh, shit, Dude, I'm sorry.
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his... johnson.
You see what happens Justin
What are you, a park ranger now?
Zie je wat er gebeurt, Putin?
So, uh...
Where’s my bag, Lawyer Give us the money.. er oils, Lawyer
Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here.
Where's the money lebowski?!
to recover their money from you, Jeffrey Lebowski.
THEY CAN UNPOST IT!
It's not delivery It's digorino
Roxie, please.
Everything's a fucking travesty with you.
Trap?
Hey, maybe you and me could pool our resources.
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
YOU WANT A PLACENTA, DC? I CAN GET YOU A PLACENTA.
Tighten the emergency break before next year