Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

in the parlance of our times, you know

I've got certain information, all right?

I deal in publishing,

Too much Breathwork?

You mix a heck of a Caucasian, Chris.

Mr. Lebowski is disabled

Get your own fuckin cab

'I'm not supposed to pick up the phone

Get out, both of you.

- Were you listening, Donny? - What?

Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.

Alright! Way to go, amber!

No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug.

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ROMAN NUMERALS?

I'll be there, man.

Call for you, Dude.

The friend with the cleft asshole?

He died... he died as so many men of his generation,

Does this place look like I'm married?

Where's the money, Schneider?

Terrific, Walter,

Ok, Scott I can see you don't want to be cheered up

This is not Buffalo Wild Wings There are rules.

- Rug pee-ers didn't do this. - Look at it.

The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier?

WHERE's THE GIF, KHALIL????

a good man, and thorough

"And sometimes the bar, well...

Where's The Fikus Matev?

Aw, Jesus! What's that smell, man?

they're gonna sip their soy lattes

This is a bummer, man

That rug really tied the cat feeding station together, did it not?

This isn't Nam'.... There are rules.

This isn’t Nam, this is soccer, there are rules

My wife is not the issue!

there's no reason to think that far ahead

There's 4 more developers on it They've got us working in shifts

You're just looking for a handout like every other...

- They pee on your fucking rug. - They peed on my fucking rug.

Etz chaim he, Dude, as the ex used to say.

What was that shit about the Electric Company?!

I hate the fucking eagles man

I done introduced him enough.

The Dude, actually, is, uh...

This is Discourse There are rules

Rauss! Achtung, baby!

STAY OUT OF MINNEAPOLIS BOVINO

Where's The Money!? Damon!?

but what has that to do with, uh...

...thousand, yes, bones or clams or whatever you call them.

Devops! Fuck me. I mean, say what you will about the tenets of information systems, dude...at least it's an ethos.

That creep can roll, man.

I can't leave him, he eats the furniture.

13-year-olds, Dude.

Get the fuck out of the car, man.

'So, like I say, you know, fair warning.

And a good day to you, sir!

Look China, are these your tariffs…

Sunday Donnie is the Father’s Day Of rest

Where was she, man?

Sometimes you eat the bear…

You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.

They should be pushovers.

Obviously you have not hiked Moore's

It's Sandra, about the Biennale.

They finally did it They killed my fucking car

Fuck you! You like that?

and I'm talking about the Dude here -

You ready to be fucked man

I'll get you an assassination attempt by this afternoon--with nail blood.

really tied the room together

I myself dabbled in sobriety Not during the Holidays of coarse

He fixes the cable?

Am I the only one around here that gives a shit about saving memes to their phone anymore?

I dig the way you do business, man.

Forget It, Andy! You're Out Of Your Element."

Mudcrabs, dude.

just make the deal Wolf, you’re out of your element!!

Stay out of the dugout, Lebowski!

I did not know that

No scotty, THESE woMEN ARE Assyrians. THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

Are You A Lebowski Achiever?

Those rich fucks…this whole fuckin thing…

Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs.

You see what happens, Larry,

It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it.

Pyay how am I?….shomer fucking shabbos

Who is this gentleman, Dude? - Who am I?

You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie

where is the money OCS TAE says your good for it

How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?

You touch my parking brake You’re entering a world of pain

I'll suck your cock for $1,000.

To use the parlance of our times

These young men gave their lives.

What the fuck is with this guy? Who is he?

Oh. Uh, yeah...

- But my point is... - Your roll.

It’s the Twins about T-Máhle!

Fernando Sussybaca

I had a rought night and i hate fucking florence and the machine

You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

Sometimes... And sometimes the bar eats you!

Where's the money, JANISZ?

Nat1ve-Americans, please.

and there was a... uh...

The other Jeffrey Lebowski, the millionaire.

Will you just take it easy man...

Mason are evil! Shut the fuck up, Skippy!

All I'm saying is...

Rest of LEAGUE OF FRIENDS RIGHT NOW

You said it man

BEARGLOVE کے ساتھ Po Po Po Po پاور!!!

Okay dude. I can see you don’t want to be cheered up.

Biden are you screwing this up?

Smoky this is not 'Nam This is the HOA, there are rules.

Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue.

Mark it 8, Dude.

Mr Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit, Lebowski.

you ever hear of the Seattle 7?

he kept the money. My point is...

But there are some nice folks there.

'We need your help, and, uh...

a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his ... johnson

- Yes? - Pilar?

LIFE DOES NOT STOP AND START AT YOUR CONVENIENCE, YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Where’s the door handle, Chavene!?!?

Liam and me we gonna fuck you up

You gotta get in on the other side.

Iron Law, Dude.

Fuck it dude, let’s go golfing

The story is ludicrous.

Am I the only one who gives a ____ about the rules?

THEY PEE IN YOUR FUCKING CREEK They peed in my fucking creek

I hate the fucking eagles

This whole fuckin’ thing. I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug. But no, I gotta . . .

0 I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't trade on Shabbos!

When you fuck Dak in the ass!!!!!

One hour into Meeting with marketing

Walter, you fuck, we gotta go to Pasadena.

You're Killing Steve Tews

when Mrs Reagan was First Lady of the nation. yes, yes. not of california.

You cannot drag this negative energy onto the track

Do you see what happens, Linus?

really enormous fans.

Am I the only one who gives a shit about the endangered sonoyta mud turtle?

There is an unspoken message here. It's "F**k you"!

28 year olds, dude

It’s Avs day, Smoke

damn right I'm living in the fucking past!

They were Nazis, Dude?

Could you slide your shorts down please?

She’s not my special lady She’s my lady friend

and a good opening day to you, sir!

Yeah. They gave Dude a beeper.

But I am one of the two trustees of the Lebowski Foundation,

That he had to eject you from his garden party because you were drunk and abusive

where’s the fucking game you shithead!

I, um, I was one of the authors

Papers, business papers

These fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe,

Mr. Hanes draws a lot of water in Tampa. You don’t draw shit, Nate.

Professional Experts, dude

The other Kenny g, the billionaire!

MY WIFE IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE

The Mighty EROCK abides

also dude, Mexican is not the preferred nonmenclatue mayan pyramid builder, please

What happened to your house?

Yeah? Well... You Know, That's Just Like, Uh... Your opinion

Wu peed on my rug

in Los Angeles.

i’m with woolery shut the fuck up, donnie!!!

Where's the money, mcbride!

Ok Brady, I can see you don’t want sloppy steaks at truffoni’s.

No Donald it did not look like Iran was about to crack

Fucking Quintana. That creep can roll, man.

- No, what's mine is mine. - Come on, Walter.

Of course. Mr Lebowski on the left...

Am I the only one around here who gives a ____ about the rules?

Does the pope shit in the woods?

Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves.

you want ONE MILLION UP VOTES? i can get you ONE MILLION UP VOTES, bud.

Unlimited copies

They were nihilists, man.

He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling.

'I know it wasn't your fault,

Where’s the money, Ally?

His girlfriend gave up her toe.

I’ve seen a lot of depressed people, dude

You're out of your element, camel fucker

Cuando se pasan de la raya

Fermi, you’re out of your element

Well, they finally did it They killed my fucking mobile app

Oh is he a gimp? Oh yes, Mr. Reeb is disabled.

Connie can’t watch though… Or she has to pay $100

Also, Dude, "Samoas" is not the preferred nomenclature. “Caramel deLites”

Well, Dude, we just don't know.

So shut the fuck up, Donny! You're out of your element.

Oh, you're Bunny.

Kill, murder stab

- Walter, how am I gonna... - Shomer fucking Shabbos.

You fucked it up! You fucked it up!

smoking a lot of Thai stick,

I mean, you got any, uh, promising leads or anything?

The problem is...

What'd he say? Where's the hand-off?

Does this place look like I’m fucking married?

He's a nilist. He believes in Nile.

He's down there somewhere, let me take another look.

Nothing is fucked?!

Cox’s Little Urban Achievers

This ...this is not a worthy adversary

Come off it. You're not even fucking Jewish.

It's good knowing he's out there, Chappers. Takin' her easy for all us sinners

They're a bunch of fucking dilettantes

Well... uh, no, not exactly

They call Los Angeles the City of Angels.

8 year olds, Dude

Well it's all water under the bridge

You’re like a child who wanders In to the middle of a movie.

Where’s the money, Hanni??

Who's in charge of beans? - Coob

What’s this bullshit?!

“Am I the only one around here that gives a shit about the rules?”

Stay out of Equestria, Lebowski. Stay out of Equestria, deadbeat!

Mr Tree horn draws a lot of water in this town

I already ordered it Well you can fkn unorder it!

She figures he isn't giving her enough.

There are basic freedoms!

I'll fuck you in the ass next Monday instead

Laugjable man! In Sweden we have 25%

Show me what you got, nihilist.

Ve don't care. Ve still want the money, Lebowski,

Laughable, mane! HA!

Take er easy, Reiderson

They killed my fucking reddit app

Smoky this is not a Whie Sox locker room. There are rules.

All right! Way to go, mom!

say what you want about the tenets of restful services, dude, at least its an ethos

Calmer than you are dude

Maaan She roofied herself.

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

What was that shit about Vietnam?

And a good day to you, sir!

This Big Dog Aggression Will Not Stand, Man

WHERE'S THE MONEY REDWIRE?!?!

with that money you can buy any number of rugs that do not have sentimental value for me.

Thanks a lot, asshole

Is this your email, Bob?

Also, dude, “donkey dick” is not the preferred nomenclature.

When a driver keeps taking up 2 lanes

Wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck

That White Russian Really Tied the pantheon together

Far out Think she's got room for one more?

I'll suck ur cock for a thousand dollars

Shut the fuck up Grote. You're out of your element.

Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!

I hate the fuckin Astros man

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Who the fuck is Gemini?

I did not know that

What in God’s Holy name are you blathering about?

and a good opening day to you, sir!

Wave of the future, Dude.

And a Happy Birthday to you, Sir

- Oh, I'm not really that... - Oh, please, please.

What the fuck does anything have to do with Israel?

What does spiderman have to do with Mussolini?

Lebowski? Jackie Treehorn?

I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though or the creedence

The fu[k you talking about?

Take a look at this, sir.

Real reactionary

Oh…man…don’t…don’t say that.

a little of this, a little of that.

comey for prison shut the fuck up, donny!

Don't be worried, Dude. You're being very unDude.

new information has come to light

They should be pushovers

These men are cowards.

Oh, that must be exhausting.

Darkness warshed over the Dude...

I cannot solve your problems, sir, only you can.

And yet his son is a fucking dunce

That's your name, Dude.

You think I'm fucking around here??

Many learned men have disputed this,

chewfer chewsday!

when i grow up and get married i'm living alone! do you hear me? i'm living alone! i'm living alone!

Cool it, Walter. Hey, look, pal, there never was any money.

Where’s the fucking door handle, Chevene?!?! Chevene?!?!

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Shut the fuck up, Ders

SESAME EVERYTHING ONION

- But my... - I'm getting to your rug.

i’m holding my doge

Are you employed, Mr. GOP man?

I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

What the fuck does anything have to do with the 2020 election?

Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes...Well, the bear eats you.

No Mr. Goldstein, it had not occurred to me

Are we gonna split hairs?

Wave of the future, dude 100% electronic

those are good lagers, walter.

No they can't do that dude That fucks up our plan

What in God’s holy name are you blathering about

Fuck you! Leave me the fuck alone!

Gary's name draws a lot of water in this town.

Condolences. The bumbacks lost!

She’s not my Special lady

there's a man...

Wilcox, "Lifestyle Ambassador" is the preferred nomenclature.

You ready for the opener? Tomorrow's already the 10th.

The Jake who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable

Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers.

Tighten the emergency break before next year

Why I won't work Saturday...

Poly, you’re out of your element.

Well, we do have a new business plan

Is there a Ralph's around here?

Fair? Who's the fucking nihilist here, you bunch of fucking crybabies!

Chris and that girl's fake boobs finally did it They killed my fucking band

They’re gonna kill that poor woman

Theodore Herzel.

That creep can roll, man.

He lives in North Hollywood,

Sir, I just want to say

and this story I'm about to unfold,

'there's something wrong mit deine kabel.

20 grand man… And they gave the dude a raise