Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

HE TREATS OBJECTS LIKE WOMEN MAN

I’m throwing rocks tonight.

Who the fuck are the Knudsens?

our fucking troubles are over, dude

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You want a toe link? I can get you a toe link.

What does Ted Bundy have to do with red Napoleon?

That kid's already spent all the money, man!

cmon man, we're not trying to scam anyone here

What the fuck is he talking about?

Yeah. Thanks, man.

You want a wrap? I can get you a wrap. Hell, I can get you a wrap 3 o'clock this afternoon.

Does the Pope shit in the woods? Nah, at the GABBa

Not on the luggage, man

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Trumpszu and me, we're gonna fuck you up...

Was there anything of value in the car?

I had a rough night and I just hate the fucking Dodgers man

Tell me about yourself, Jeffrey.

All right! Way to go, Peyton!

Just tell me where the fuck you want us to go.

I don’t care about anything. I’m a nihilst

Hey, that's what you pay me for.

I'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regiment . . .

From OJ to Little Debbie snacks

Well, they finally Did it They killed my Richard Nessler

Thanks you, sir

without feeling like the good Lord gypped me.

DVD ADD OWNED GHOSTBUSTERS TRUE LIES THE MUMMY

I just bought the fucking car last week!

Those are the fucking rules.

That's your name, Dude

Monthly reminder From Dad

Nothing is fucked here, Dude.

Look at it little boys and girls giggling over sugar plums

If you do so, I will compensate you

when you fuck a stranger in the ass?

Could you slide your shorts down, Mr Lebowski, please?

i’m not bob. *you’re* bob.

Quick decisions? Yeah, sure.

Am I wrong?!?! Am I wrong?!? No.

Knox Harrington. The video artist.

That apple whiskey really tied the whole thing together, did it not?

Theater kids, Dude.

Dodgers aren’t finishing Their No-Nos

Opening to Hook 2000 DVD

who's sittin' on a million fucking pennies?

I don't like your jerk-off name,

The SA is not the issue here!!

Trade information. Professional courtesy.

They did not receive the money, you nitwit!

That ain't legal either.

Also Dude, "Jew Hater" is not the preferred Nomenclature. It's casual Anti-Semite

What are you, a fucking zoning commissioner??

We don't approve of each other's lifestyles.

- lodged against an abutment. - Oh, man, lodged where?

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Joking But perhaps you're right

Cigs and Me…we gonna fuck you up!

I’ll fuck you in the ass Saturday afternoon instead

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable

Whoo! You've got a date tuesday

Smokey was a conscientious objector.

We’ve been holding the vehicle for you

I hate the fucking Eagles

if you can think then you can do if you can think then you can do

damn right I'm living in the fucking past!

can't do that dude that fucks up our plan

We got a report Regarding Mr Lawyer Arguing during league play

Is not the preferred nomenclature

And, well, I'd love it if You came and gave me notes.

SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS

Is this your homework, Class? we know it's the homework!

I want... Bill Kunstler, man...

Let Me Explain Something About The Dude

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?

far out think he's got room for one more?

The toilet seat's up, man.

The bums will always lose! Do you hear me, Lebowski?

it really tied the room together

What's up? What's up, loser?

or Duder, or, you know, uh, el Duderino,

They killed that poor woman

I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead.

You're entering a world of pain

THAT'S MARVELOUS.

When I get bills in the mail

There is an unspoken message here. It's "F**k you"!

Let me take another look.

THE POSTER WAS IN YOUR TRUCK! THIS IS OUR CONCERN, DUDE.

Yeah, well, that's like your opinion, man.

Where's the contract, Lebowski?!?! It's down there somewhere, let me take another look.

Way to Go, Jodi!

Where’s the money, Zelenskyy??

WHERE'S THE MONEY REDWIRE?!?!

Smug, are these men gonna hurt us? No, Josh. They are cowards.

- From who? - From the main guy, Uli.

Twins left the toilet seat up

yeah, man. it really tied the room together

I'm the guy that's gonna kick your goldbricking ass!

You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie.

Head coach of Ohio State, real reactionary

Where's the money Polansky

You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

Since you have failed to achieve,

Irestone has accomplished more than most men Without the use of his brain

Things you haven't dreamed of, Lebowski.

It's The stench of rockets' fan excuses

Report back to us as soon as it's done.

We're talking about unchecked aggression here.

I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE CERTAIN OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, DUE

Meanwhile at F2F Genetics “I’ll suck your cock for a 12 bag order”

You’re joking. But perhaps you’re right.

And sometimes the Jawas, well, They eat you

Ve believes in nossing, Lebowski, nossing.

Oh, you know, strikes & gutters. Ups & downs

You’re an asshole. Your deputy is a major asshole.

I'm throwin' the money, Walter. We're not fuckin' around.

Is that you... toilet seat up HUH?!

Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.

Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my beach community

Shut the fuck up, Sainty!!

I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody - just fabulous stuff.

the dude abide(n)s

shit the fuck up lauren! you’re out of your element.

Where’s the fucking door handle, Chevene?!?!

and that's the Dude,

Leave me the fuck alone!

I've had a rough night and i hate the ******' Eagles, Man!

Thanks a lot, asshole

You don't have the fucking girl, dipshit.

How was your meeting, Mr Lebowski?

Shut the fuck up, Mikey!

A series of victimless crimes

I've never been more certain of anything in my whole life

Who the fuck is Ryan?

Well that’s fucking interesting man. That’s fucking interesting.

You guys are dead in the water.

a lot of interested parties.

Millionaires, Dude…

tonight i'll be eating 77 ICC neatherlands custom random world cup wraps and 8 sri lankan overs from the WACA in wangfujing. tonight i'll be eating 89 lime toadties and a raspberry milkshake from miss maud in queens park.

Papers Business papers

Nobody f**ks with the Jesus, pendejo!

Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who's gives a shit about the pumpkins?

Dodgers can’t finish a No-No

Condolences. The bumbacks lost!

Not exactly a lightweight.

- Yes, we'll be near the, uh... - In 'n' Out.

Dude, are you fucking this up?

oh no! oh yes, mr lebowski

OK Place said to take any bird in the house

trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank.

Sometimes there's an person... I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero? But sometimes...there's a person, well, they're the person for their time and place.

Pull the trigger till it goes click

He fixes the cable?

Here's the number of a doctor who will look at it.

We’ve had some terrible news. Mr Trumps in seclusion in the west wing

- Am I wrong? - Well, he...

Vertevo, Dude. What the fuck does that mean?

Fucking Pantano That creep can roll, man

Fuckin’ Germans Nothing changes

Lady, my buddies died face-down in the muck

forehead ah ah ah ah ah go go power rangers dear the phantom of the opera is here say once my dear i'm singin in the rain just singin in the rain want a juice? new from the makers of head on activ on those stories tonight on 60 minutes

We've had terrible news. Mr Trump's in seclusion in the west wing

He shit on your fucking rug.

Man, c’mon, I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin’ Yankees!

THEY'RE NIHILISTS. NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

that he had to eject you from his garden party,

That creep can throw man

That fucks up our plan.

What are you talking about? He's loaded.

THESE MEN ARE NIHILISTS. THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

He’s a good man… and thorough.

- Where's your car, Dude? - You don't know?

Iron Law, Dude.

Where is the money OCS TAE says your good for it

You figured, "Oh, here's a loser."

I've got a new recipe, man. New shit has come to light!

I said to get Johnson and ***JOHNSON***

Galavant? OK, Mijo. I can see you care about your daily milkshake intake.

That's like, your opinion, man

I've got information, man. New stuff has come to light.

You want a dragonball? I can get you a dragonball

It deadlocked itself!

- Goddamn wind. - Goddamn it, Walter.

What is this “as of now” shit!?

Dall Project department realizing that arsenic filter is missing

can I suck your cock please

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES

That's right, Dude.

You think I'm fucking around? the email said p0!

LIFE DOES NOT STOP AND START AT YOUR CONVENIENCE, YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Closer than Craig is...

I can get you a toe by 3 pm, with nail polish.

That’s f—ing interesting man, that’s f—ing interesting.

Look at it. A young trophy wife,

He buys her a toaster? Don’t be fatuous, genitals

- You know what I'm saying. - I am the walrus.

Crazy, huh? Ran away about a year ago.

So what the fuck are you talking about?

Loyaler than you

Those guys are Nazis, Elon

Gdzie pieniądze Polański?

I’d like to thank each person behind Shiba Inu cartoon.

Well, that about does her. Wraps her all up.

I'm thaDUDE456 So that's what you call me

I would have fucked you in the ass in Slinger But I will fuck you in the ass in Milton instead

I entrusted the money to you, and you stole it.

Is this your murder rate, Larry?

Also, Dude, "climate change" is not the preferred nomenclature. “Global Man-Made Climate Disaster,” please.

Those are the fucking rules.

WOOO! YOU GOT A DATE TUESDAY, BABY!

I'm just gonna go find an ABD

Dude, You can not drag this negative #ENERGY into the trading day!!

I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Dodgers man

Man come on, I’ve had a rough night and I hate the fuckin Eagles!

DVD Add Owned Lara Croft - Tomb Raider Shrek

Steve maimed That poor puppy

Mr. Lebowski is disabled

A young trophy wife marries this guy for his money.

No one can complain, and we keep the baksheesh……. HUH!!?

Takin' her easy for all us sinners.

I see you roll your way into the semis. Dios mio man.

also dude midget is not the preferred nomenclature. little person, please.

YOUR MOTHER & I WHEN YOU START TALKING UCHICAGO TO US

Me and Tom, cloaca to cloaca

Careful, man. There's a beverage here.

Let me tell you something, pendejo,

Theodore Herzl, state of Israel. If you will it dude, it is no dream

'Please, call when you get in, and I'll send a limo.

Fair? Who's the fucking nihilist here, you bunch of fucking crybabies!

And a merry Christmas to you, sir!!!

Yeah? Well... you know, that's just like, uh... Your opinion, man.

That had not occurred to us dude

ell. I can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon

He thinks the carpet pissers did this?

without batting en eye

Jeanne Deilman?

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility,

You're not wrong, Jeremy, you're just an a**hole

This is what happens when you buy a Tesla from that ass!

- Another Caucasian, Gary. - Right, Dude.

I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

Who's in charge of scheduling?

I’m gonna go extend duration on my bond ladder

And, um, the six other guys.

Fuckin’ Germans. Nothing changes. Fuckin’ Nazi’s.

this is not 'nam, this is clownblogging. there are rules.

Top Knot is disabled…

That's marvelous.

The foul stench of haters

I can get fur bearer tag in CO by 3 p.m.

Fortunately I'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen... to keep my mind... you know... limber.

owes money all over town

I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.

T Two cream sodas, Gary.

and we calls it even.

You just met me. You... human paraquat!

How is the investigation going

A lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.

You know, people forget

Where’s the board, Lebowski? It’s down there somewhere, let me take another look.

The Dude abides

No, nihilists. Nothing to be afraid of.

They're gonna kill that poor woman.

A REAL REACTIONARY

JD Vance treats objects like women, man

Ah, nice marmot.

HAHA this is a funny boi

A lot of strands to keep in my head.

Do you see what happens, Larry When you apply a primary tag incorrectly?

I'm finishing my beans.

Should be a push over from here

The state of elk tags If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.

CEO bonuses, dude

He's had enough. He no longer digs her.

I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.

"and I got a rash so bad on my ass

It don't matter to Jesus. But you not fooling me, man.

No, that man is a coward

You're lucky they left the tape deck, and the Creedence.

We can survive a nuclear war, Dude.

- What do you care, Walter? - Those rich fucks.

State of Israel If you will it dude, it is no dream

Oh please, dear

Where’s the fucking money, Lebowski?

That fucks up our plan.

He’s a sex offender. With a record.

The Patriots treat objects like women, man

You’re not even fuckin vegan!

Pet Monkey Butt Implants

we want ze airdrop jo d

She’s gotta feed the badger

You guys aren't privy to all the new shit, so...

What the fuck are you talking about?

Um... and then, ah, music business briefly.

you know. But...

You want a dragonball? I can get you a dragonball

- Honorary degrees, etcetera. - Very impressive.

um, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho,

Also, Dude, "Covid" Is Not The Preferred Nomenclature." "Chyyyynnnnnaaa Virus...please."

How my heart feels after this Cowboys loss

And a good day to

What the fuck is with this guy?

the snack that smiles back goldfish

You're entering a world of pain

It really tied the room together.

City 2 Saints 4

- Oh, fuck it. - "Oh, fuck it."

Jacob: “Also, let's *not* forget - that keeping an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know… …That ain’t legal either”

No. He's a sex offender with a record.

My CONCERN is...and i gotta check with my accountant but this might bump me into a higher wordle bracket

Does it hurt to be that stupid, dude?

Nothing changes. Fucking United

So Dude, gouger is not the preferred nomenclature. Scalper, please.

Oh, the people who got laid off? Uhhhh…

Forget it, Donny!! You’re out of your element!

You got a whole cowboy thing going.

"Hey, You Know What? Forget About It."

Uh, Dude...Tomorrow's already the 10th....

Bryon, my friend, you’re entering a world of pain

She'll get tired of her game and go back.

This is not Buffalo Wild Wings Thee are rules.

Oh, nothing much