Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Is this your homework? - Look, man...
It’s the foundation’s money.
We'll be there, man.
When I see u again
I want the money OCS TAE says your good for it
Don't be fatuous jeffrey
That rug really tied the room together, did it not
Nobody fu(ks with da Jesus
Just because we're bereaved, doesn't make us saps!
That’s your face, dude
We have to reschedule.
Sometimes you kick the cock, and sometimes the cock, well…it kicks you
A lot of ins and outs and what-have-yous...
“You can imagine where it goes from here..” ...”She fixes the cable?”
I'm enjoying my Nestlé hot cocoa
- What happened to your jaw? - Oh, nothin'.
Fucking Nazis.
This non aggression will not stand man!
Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!
You're killing minneapolis, larry!
Man I had a rought night and I hate the fucking Eagles...
Excuse me?
Nothing is fucked
Sometimes you eat the bear, and Well……sometimes the bear eats you
We’re gonna fuck you up.
You can imagine where it goes from here.
Are you ready to get fucked, Chop Shop?
He was being very unDude
Quick decisions? Yeah, sure.
‘Scuse me. Mam? The Supreme Court has ROUNDLY rejected prior restraint
How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen karl hungus?
Condolences! The Dems lost!
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man
blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit,
It's not fair.
Condolences!
You see what happens, Larry?
Tattoo it on your forehead.
Obviously you're not a golfer
Where is the information Ali? It's down there somewhere let me take another look.
I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.
Should be a pushover
Get out of the fucking...
I can not solve all your problems Mr. Lebowski
Brandt will fill you in on the details.
Leeds
Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.
'Mr Lebowski, this is duty officer Rolvaag of the LAPD.
- They posted the next round. - Shut the fuck...
The
SINCE YOU HAVE FAILED TO ACHIEVE, EVEN IN THE MODEST TASK THAT WAS YOUR CHARGE...
The Supreme Court Will Overrule. ny AG Will apologize
I’m staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee
That is our most moderately priced app
If my ex-wife asked me to take care of her dog
We want ze hyperlink, dani
I'm a snoop. Like you!
Eso es lo que tú opinas, tío
He's a nihilist.
Far out. Think he's got room for one more?
'Dude? '
- Woo? - Yeah?
Nothing changes... fucking nazis!
Nobody fucks with the Jeffrey
Stay Out Of Malibu, Lebowski!
LEADS?
Your revolution is over Mr. Trump
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos.
He can fuckin unpost it!
Dude, I... I finally got... the venue I wanted.
Think she
They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs! Kids still in diapers?!?!?
When your elementary schooler skidmarks his underwear again
Absolutely
You're right, Dude. I got to thinking,
oh, duck it.
Do you have a good Gasparilla?
Cowards! Weaklings! Bums!
No donny, these [librarians] are cowards
I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life, dude.
FUCKING FASCISTS
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
That's not the preferred nomenclature
Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)
Who's in charge of scheduling?
You're not wrong. You're just an asshole.
You ready for the opener Tomorrow's already the 10th.
I told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice on Shabbos!
Yeah but he’s a pervert dude
My name is Duh fee know. I'm uhh private snoop. Like you, man!
All right! Way to go JJ.
so that’s what you call me. That or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
Does this place look like I'm a developer
You’re not wrong, Deck, you’re just an asshole.
I told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice on Shabbos!
Vertevo, Dude, as the ex used to say
drug regiment to keep my mind, you know,
Circumvent Citizen’s United?
Oh, well... all right.
achtung, baby!
What the fuck are you talking about?
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
Laughable, man.
This is not a partisan thing, man.
As you can see,
And, shit, man . . . . . . she kidnapped herself.
I didn’t watch my buddies die face down in the muck To have my flannel taken away!
You’re killing my father, Harbaugh
Do we uh...do we need badges?
Your face.
You told Brandt on the phone, he told me.
He's a good man and thorough
What do you need that for, dude?
fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski -
Where's the money, Lebowski?
that had not occurred to us, dude
Well the virus finally did it they killed my fucking xfl
Masons are evil! Shut the fuck up, Skippy!
?????
But I'll tell you what,
And the jukebox...
it really tied the room together
You cannot drag this negative energy into the tournament.
Were you listening to Wade's story?
Catch ya later on down the trail.
She banned herself
Oh, no, no... He has broken his cock
That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.
Some beers. A few laughs.
You're killing your father, Luke
Fuckin'...
That mirror really tied the truck together, did it not?
Ze pigs in blanket.
you got any promising leads?
MY WIFE!!!!
They find it difficult to say, but without batting an eye,
You seem to get out almost TOO much.
So, racially, pretty cool.
That’s a bummer man
Well, he’s the man for his time and place
I'm Jewish as fucking TevyÈ.
Darkness warshed over the Dude...
Your rug. With that money you can buy any rug
Are these the Cubans, Robert?
Where's the SPP Lebowski?
You want a putter? I could get you a putter
Ohio Theater Aug 7
What the.. What the hell is this?
I want that money, Lebowski. Bunny says you're good for it.
Do I make myself clear?
"Say What You Want About The Tenets Of Western imperialism But maybe NATO shouldn’t have announced its powerlessness.
- Are these guys gonna hurt us? - No, these men are cowards.
Ohh, man.
Well, yeah, but...
Is THIS YOUR HOMEWORK, lARRY?
He fixes the cable?
We'll brace the kid. He should be a pushover.
this is what happens when you keep saying covfefe
Has the Whole World Gone Crazy?!?!
We're screwed now. We don't get shit.
Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole!
Let me tell you something.
His workload is in your hands dude.
That is just ridiculous, Dude. No one'll cut your dick off
Devops! I mean, say what you will about the tenets of Information Tech, Dude, At least it's an ETHOS.
Do you see what happens Phil? When you fuck Dak in the ass?
Those are good burgers, Walter.
¿Que no se ha jodido todo? Se ha estrellado el avión con el pasaje al completo
seems to me to a series of victimless crimes
The Supreme Court Will Overrule. The NY court will apologize man!
My concern is... and I gotta check with my accountant...
Or El Deliverino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
Ve come back and ve cut off your chonson, Reiderson
We, play Idaho fish and game Elk draw next week
tender my resignation or whatever.
Shut the fuck up, Noir
Hey Brad...
He thinks the carpet-pissers did this?
Sketchy
Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay 100.
.
- She kidnapped herself. - I said I thought...
No problemo
Kevin, this is not ‘Nam. This is litigation and there are rules.
He met privately with the president,
is this your homework Jerry?
Well you can fucking unpack it!
Across this Line, You do NOT!
Just slip the all days in my cooler
It is our most modestly priced receptacle
You cannot drag this negative energy into the OPS Meeting.
Where's the contract, Lebowski?!?! It's down there somewhere... let me take another look.
OK Dude Have it your way
The kid's in ninth grade, and his father...
Just ask him about the car.
SIR, THIS IS A FAMILY RESTAURANT
20 grand man
Myrddin before he’s allowed back in pmud
Michael peed on your rug.
Nothing about it indicates...
You Know... My Papers, Business Papers
Oh, you know. Strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
What the fuck does anything have to do with Montana?
lets go gooning
inner-country Chinamen of promise
Those are good burgers, Walter.
You have got to buck up, man
They’re down there somewhere. Let me take another look.
You can’t do that. That fucks up the plan.
Condolences! The bums lost!
'well, at Mr Lebowski's office.
As for this kidnapping...
Stay away from me mr..! This guy fucking walks!
'I don't want to be a hard-on about this.
You want a Meme I can get you a meme Dude
Elfranco, ay˙dame abajo.
We've been trying to reach you, Dude.
Ken and Me, we're gonna fuck you up
where is the money OCS TAE says your good for it
The Princess Case A Royal Scoop
- Johnson? - All right, Mr Lebowski.
Get your own fuckin cab
Condolences. The bums lost!
television 400s b.c.
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!
Dude, the dinner is not the issue here.
The beauty of this Is it's simplicity
“My thinking about this case has become very uptight”
Everglades Station Aeternum Logjammina
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY LEBJASSY
You mind if I borrow a feeling?
eventually she'll get tired of her little game and, you know, wander on back
I fuck you! I fuck you!
And a good day to you, sir!
I told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice on Shabbos!
I like your style, Dude.
You're not wrong Hudz you're just an asshole
on Radford, near the In 'n' Out Burger.
UChicago Students, vieja.
I myself dabbled in pacifism Not in Nam of course
that we're both, on a personal level,
I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude Across this line…YOU DO NOT CROSS
Really, Dude, you surprise me.
Fnfnfnnf Fbbfnfn
That Poor woman!
WHERE'S THE MARCEL END CARD KENNY??
I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on.
- Yeah, I get it. Yeah, yeah. - What?
from my fucking lady friend, man.
The Whites.
No. He’s a sex offender. With a record
That's marvelous.
Dylan Leptich
You're fucking Polish-Catholic.
No, donnie, these men are nihilists nothing to be afraid of
I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.
‎
We want ze money, Zilka
Where are the insider buys, Jon?
A lot of strands in old Duder's head.
And a good day to you, sir
on a moonless prairie night.
They'll call back. She kidnapped...
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
Ah, fuck it, Dude. Let's go Bolduc.
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don’t roll on shabbos!
She’s not my special lady she’s my fucking lady friend
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina
This is not 'Nam, this is LL BASEBALL. There are rules.
PALLEY abides
Oscar material
MURT HAS BREAKING NEWS!!
donny, you're top of your field and out of your element!
Alright! Way to go Petey!
Let’s just discuss our AFIs at the exit meeting
It's the family farm outside of Moorhead, Minnesota.
LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE!
If you will it dude it is no dream.
Me Right Now
And a good Easter to you sir!
To Jeff Bridges and the whining Libs Your revolution is over
Elon's cracking
THIS ISN'T A WOMAN WHO BUILT THE RAILROADS HERE!
Eddie enforcing rules
Nonsense, Poopy Pants.
Uh, dude… TODAY’s already the 10th…
He isn’t playing that piano, dude Fucking amateurs
The asshole was hoping that they would kill her.
It's bush league psyche-out stuff.
the rest of league of friends rn
Wave of the future dude 100% electronic
Oh, yeah?
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
New 'vette? Hardly, Dude.
Where is my TICKET ..... :D
Are you ready to be fucked, man?
Johnson?
Me describing me looking at the judges at the comp Eyeball to Eyeball
It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit and, uh..uh....
- If it's during league play... - What's during league play?
What's mine Is mine
Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my beach community.
JDerby and Son, Browning and son, Erik andrea and Greg don't make me sic this cop on you
THIS TRIP IS IN YOUR HANDS DUDE
Ah, nice marten
I’m staying I’m getting my autographs
HANK CLEM
Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our fuckin’ troubles are over, Dude.
LEEDS?
Strong men also cry.
She hit my damned car man!
The wealth was all mothers
She's the perpetrator and not the victim.
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, extolling it’s virtues is good for staying in the news cycles
You’re not wrong, Fëanor, You’re just an asshole.
Well, they finally Did it They killed my Richard Nessler
He's fragile very fragile.
if you will it dude, it is no dream
_
My dirty undies. My fuckin' whites.
A lotta ins, a lotta outs a lotta what-have-yous
Do you see what happens, Larry?
anti-Semite!
Sure, that and a can of beans.
you're not wrong you're just an asshole
Henny, please.
The real world vs Libtards
I'm finishing my coffee.
- and, uh, you know... - I am the walrus?
ICH VERZEIHE DIR
Antonio Brown has financial problems
Primero GMU y después vosotros... Sí, seguro...
No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug.
100% electronic.
.
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
What's this Gilbert shit?!
Bevo’s gonna play thunderstruck!
- What tied the room together? - My rug.
I'm the Dude, man.
Dude, fat man is not the Preferred nomenclature
V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
How you doin' there, Dude?
I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.
Look, you just tell him...
We... we didn't, uh...
- Forgive me. - No problemo, man.
Goodnight sweet bee
OK, then.
I’ll have ze pigs in blanket
Didn’t think I was rolling out of here naked did you!
Yes, that's your answer to everything.
Yeah, how are you? Listen, Maude,
Because he doesn't want her back.
Say what you want about the tenets of SPC, at least it has a basis
That coffee table in the shape of a ying-yang really tied the room together, did it not?
this is not 'nam, this is clownblogging there are rules
The cold finally killed my fucking battery, man
THAT POOOOR WOMAN!
to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean,
What's this bullshit?!
Ve believes in nossing Jae Manuel
It really ties the room together
Nobody Nobody
FUCK DA I’M PERFECTLY CALM DUDE
oh no! oh yes, mr lebowski
The jokes are played out! Do you hear me Bobowski?
Also, dude "Gypped" is not the preferred nomenclature