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Luanne: 951...
BUT I CAN'T DO BOTH.
AND THAT'S WHEN COACH CALLED FOR...
when they wheeled him off the field
LET'S CALL IT
for most career touchdowns!
THEY LET HIM LIMP HIS WAY INTO THE RECORD BOOK.
AN EVEN THOUSAND.
Chad: Mm-hmm.
THAT'S OKAY.
( wild cheering )
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THE SPORTS JERK
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO?
WELL, WE "RED SHIRT" HIM
( gasping )
( chuckling ): Well, Chad
( all growling )
HEY! NOW, THIS GUY WAS SETTING FOOTBALL RECORDS
he'll capture the career touchdown record
MR. CHAIRMAN, I WOULD LIKE TO RESPECTFULLY SUGGEST
But let's get back to Bill.
AND I WAS FLUNKING TRIGONOMETRY.
THE BILLDOZER!
( laughs )
It's Ricky Suggs coming in to break the record
WHY SHOULD YOU?
I AM HONORED TO SHARE IT WITH HIM.
GOOD LORD.
IF ARLEN GETS THE BALL AGAIN
BEFORE THE END OF OUR LAST SEASON.