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BUT I CAN'T DO BOTH.
( all growling )
( chuckling ): Well, Chad
WHY SHOULD YOU?
I AM HONORED TO SHARE IT WITH HIM.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO?
LET'S CALL IT
when they wheeled him off the field
THE BILLDOZER!
But let's get back to Bill.
( wild cheering )
Luanne: 951...
AN EVEN THOUSAND.
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THE SPORTS JERK
It's Ricky Suggs coming in to break the record
AND THAT'S WHEN COACH CALLED FOR...
HEY! NOW, THIS GUY WAS SETTING FOOTBALL RECORDS
AND I WAS FLUNKING TRIGONOMETRY.
for most career touchdowns!
he'll capture the career touchdown record
MR. CHAIRMAN, I WOULD LIKE TO RESPECTFULLY SUGGEST
WELL, WE "RED SHIRT" HIM
Chad: Mm-hmm.
GOOD LORD.
THAT'S OKAY.
IF ARLEN GETS THE BALL AGAIN
( laughs )
( gasping )
BEFORE THE END OF OUR LAST SEASON.
THEY LET HIM LIMP HIS WAY INTO THE RECORD BOOK.