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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
at the Arroyo Diner.
I'M ASKING YOU TO FIX AN INJUSTICE.
EXCUSE ME.
OH... MARILYN MONROE, OR ENGLAND'S ROSE?
BEFORE THE GROUNDSKEEPER COULD?
My fantasy team
I GUESS WE'RE GIVING IT TO MR. DAUTERIVE.
BESIDES, I CAN'T GET UP.
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...
SINCE THE WAR ENDED RIGHT AFTER I VOLUNTEERED
♪ ARLEN HIGH, WE HONOR THEE ♪
I'M SETTING A NEW WORLD'S RECORD.
( pop )
YOU THE MAN!
YOU CAN GET THE RECORD BACK.
BUT BARBER SCHOOL AT FORT BRAGG...
ARE YOU ASKING ME
WE NEEDED A TOUCHDOWN TO WIN
THANK GOD I NEVER GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL!
Some folks drink, but I find what's best for what ails me
HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT TIME WE SNUCK INTO THE STADIUM
WE MAY NOT HAVE THEIR YOUTH OR SPEED
( imitating engine growling )
HANK, HOW'D MY HEAD GET SO FAT?
WAY TO GO!
YOU'RE ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
he was eating the jalapeno corn bread
( growls )
BOY, I TELL YOU WHAT--
Hank: LET'S GET MOVING.
PENDING MR. STRICKLAND'S APPROVAL.
WHERE IS BILL SUPPOSED TO LIVE NOW?
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE RIGHT BEFORE WE APOLOGIZED!
OH... GOOD.
MY MOTION TO ADD "FATTY-FATTY BOOMBALATTY"