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Hank: TOUCHDOWN!
AND MOWED THE WHOLE FIELD
Change... of... subject.
WHERE?
AND WEATHER REPORT... AND THE FISHING REPORT
IN THE RECORD BOOK, AND THAT ASTERISK SHOULD READ:
RICKY SUGGS, I WAS SO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR INJURY.
DON'T LOOK DOWN AT YOUR LEG.
ASTERISK!
( phone ringing ) OKAY, THIS IS IT.
I'D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO MADE THIS POSSIBLE--
THAT RICKY SUGGS.
TILL WE COULDN'T STOP THROWING UP?
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
AND FOR EVERYONE HERE AT ARLEN HIGH.
Is your radio on, Bill?
OKAY. LET'S HIT THE TACKLING SLED.
TO WITNESS BILL'S SOUL-SHATTERING COLLAPSE
( panting )
GOOD SPORT DOESN'T WHINE WHEN THINGS DON'T GO HIS WAY.
and Ricky was the only thing anyone was talking about.
SAY NO! SAY NO!
( chuckling )
( shudders )
Oh, yeah...
OH. BILL, IF WE FEEL THIS CHEATED
UH...
BOBBY, SUCCESS ON THE FIELD
Chad: Hey, hold on, we've got a little feedback here.
( crowd cheering) Hank: WHAT A COMPETITOR.
IF WE COULD JUST GET INTO SCORING POSITION
I AM OUTRAGED!
( grunts )
( cheering )
Boy I tell you what I got that splinter on my back
for their delicious chicken-fried steak
four touchdowns last night.