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YEP, AND YOU TIED THE RECORD.
GUTS.
( cheering ) HEY.
Sports Jock: Oh, yeah, he can play football.
HEY.
( pop )
I'M GOING TO BAKE HIM SOME MUFFINS.
YEAH. IT'S TOO BAD YOU HAD TO SHIP OUT
Bill: I DON'T WANT TO MISS IT
WHEN RICKY SUGGS CROSSES THAT GOAL LINE.
THAT'S WHY I RUN A TOUGH PRACTICE
You know, if Ricky keeps up this pace
NOW ON TO MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS--
HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO DALE?
BY MEANS OF FRAUD AND BAD SPORTSMANSHIP."
( stammering unintelligibly )
( silence )
ON THE DANG OL' SPORTS JOCK AND CHAD.
( silence )
( clears throat )
Announcer: Interception!
IF RICKY TIES MY RECORD.
AND, UH... CHAD.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
YEAH, SOME...
TO SLICE ANOTHER PIECE OF PHONY BALONEY
Mmm, that is uptown.
YEAH! WE WERE CRAZY.
YO, MAN, IS DANG OL' 6:00 SHARP, MAN
and here's the tricky part--
GO! GO!
what position did he play?
( growling and grunting )
MADE YA LOOK!
which, I might add, has stood for over 20 years.
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