Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

( all chuckling )
was about to get my record.
WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT.
DANG IT, BOBBY, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SET A RECORD.
UH...
A DOCTOR TOLD ME I MIGHT NOT WALK AGAIN.
IT WAS NINETEEN AND SEVENTY-FOUR
WHO KICKS BAREFOOT.
YUP, AND I REMEMBER HEMORRHAGE
WOW, LOOK AT HIM.
Now, don't tell me Sports Jock took Pickens over Kerney.
NOW, GO OUT THERE AND GET US A TOUCHDOWN, BILLDOZER!
YEAH. OKAY.
Army Sergeant Barber Bill "The Billdozer" Dauterive!
NO-OH. YOU THE MAN.
BOY, IF HE WASN'T PLAYING ON ST. AUGUSTINE GRASS, I...
Cam Skattebo
ABOUT MY LONG DISTANCE SERVICE.
FUMBLE-AYA!
AND THEN LET HIM MAKE UP THE GAMES THE NEXT SEASON.
HE CAN BARELY WALK.
HUH. YOU WEREN'T AROUND AT GRADUATION.
OR PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUGS
WITH FIVE SECONDS LEFT.
( crowd cheering )
( all imitating revving engine )
I'M STILL AN ATHLETE.
AND EMBOLISM, EVEN DETACHED RETINA.
WAIT. HOW MANY WAS THAT?
SHH. EVERYBODY DRINK QUIET.
YOU PLAYED ON HIS TEAM.