Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ For too lo-o-o-o-ng ♪
I'm sorry, Tina; this is bigger than all of us.
and make her choice.
I'm proud the gay guy can be friends with the straight guy.
You're awesome.
Yeah, yeah, it's been pretty rough.
Like, if I was, like, in a bunker with you,
out of a dumb school dance?
just to keep everybody involved,
♪ He scares me so ♪
And if it means anything to you,
What, doing skull-widening exercises?
No.
Just not what he wants... to be with me.
♪ For too lo-o-o-ong ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
get asked out by the sort of hot guys,
♪ Shake that healthy butt ♪
Marley is such a great girl
♪ I don't know how to love him ♪
where all the hot girls get immediately snatched up
♪ Deep in the jeans she's wearing ♪
to the dance, and it will be very hard to say no.
♪ If you want him to ♪
with something fun and interesting on a weekly basis
What? You're not talking about Gay Blaine?
and no, I'm not a mind-reader, I'm just astute, like you.
at the last meeting of the
or a coffee sometime?
I think everyone assumes you have herpes.
this song to all the strong, proud
Look, if I go public with this,
as the twins in Side Show,
♪ Running every show ♪
♪ On this P-A-R-T-Y ♪
Because I think I'm worth more than ten million dollars.
You're awesome.
and have at each other in the back seat?
on account of your people killing my Jesus.
Dude.
Hi, again. Uh, no.
Not a chance.
I probably would've just smiled
I'm proud of showing the school that. I just...
it was freezing on the train platform.
Oh, my God. Who? Is it Raul Esparza?
who is sick and tired of the status quo.
Tell me, Blaine. Y-You can
♪ So calm, so cool ♪
One night with me, and I'll have you studying
♪ What to do ♪
Bring it in, Tina! Bring it in!
You know, six months ago,
♪ And I'd rather stay and play ♪
and you know it.
♪ Booty ♪ ♪ Baby got back ♪
getting groped by an orderly.
the Grand Guignol Club,
♪ Trying to holler at me ♪
I was the first girl in Missouri to ever do it.
one of the most respected glee clubs in the country.
Blaine and I joined the Warblers together.
Which I thought of.
When I was in high school,
We are going to the Sadie Hawkins Dance together.
♪ For too lo-o-o-o-ong ♪
And Kirstie Alley
when Marley collapsed in the middle of the show...
♪ Tell him, tell him ♪
Well, I, for one, love this lesson.
♪ Yeah ♪
that means you're paying for everything.
then, once again,
That was fantastic.
but that's not why I can't go to the dance with you.
so that's where I got the idea for a snowflake theme.
Okay, a friendly reminder:
Adam, a senior and founder and fearless leader
This is my locker. Oh.
Oh, really? I thought you were the good Christian virgin type.
Okay, uh, anyone else?
What's the problem
Not yet.
think you have to hit a home run every time.
How?
and the music usually starts