Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I'm very impressed you said all that in one breath,
but you're aware it's a step backwards,
Mm-hmm? Will you go to Sadie Hawkins with me?
♪ I've been locked out of heaven ♪
♪ Never had much faith in love or miracles ♪
No, no, thanks; I don't want to be a haggy third wheel
Look, chapter seven, subsection 16,
♪ Always talkin' about what he wants ♪
McKinley High Sadie Hawkins Dance.
It tastes like pencils!
and you want to join my group,
we should make it quick, 'cause Sonic Burger
We need you; we want you.
All right, you know what I can't wait for?
♪ Or on the crowded ♪
Jake!
Yeah.
We're gonna sing a song together,
Tell him, Sam.
Duh, we are. I'm still gonna gaslight her every chance I get.
and he's straight and he doesn't know
Look at this cell phone video
And now that, you know, things with you and Blaine are good,
down at the Lima Bean the other day.
Huge breakthrough in the case.
♪ And quit it ♪
They're doing all those weird flips and superhuman jumps
♪ L.A. face with an Oakland booty ♪
Yeah, okay, just wrap it up.
Okay, any second any girl could just come up and ask us
but if it works out, we may have just saved the Glee Club.
in our relationship.
I'm really sorry about that.
Well, no offense, but how am I supposed to make a lesson
And if you want to get all up in this, I expect to be fed.
Okay, let's hear it for Tina.
Speaking of things that are past their freshness date,
the best way to do that is extracurriculars.
♪ Like... ♪
I like Keanu for the lead.
but without competitions, I have to come up
Oh, Rachel Berry, I am scandalised.
I... You are...?
What is his name?
All right, cool. Thank you, Artie.
chocolate chip cookies right out of the oven.
♪ Here's the thing to do ♪
at Sectionals that something was up.
at Sectionals. Exactly, that's why they won.
So maybe he started working out.
So this week in Glee Club, it's ladies' choice,
I not only snagged the cutest Christian hippie in all of Ohio,
♪ I'm talking to you ♪ ♪ I'm talking to you, baby ♪
and Drew Carey and Star Jones
Your Winter Showcase performance
and we're gonna have the most fun night ever.
that you're whimpering like a suckling puppy.
The stage combat majors are the jocks.
and I want to shake
That's what you missed on Glee.
We-We have plenty of time to eat.
♪ Tell him that you're always gonna love him ♪
I mean, I mean...
That's what all the future chorus kids do.
All right, let the record
Yeah. We had dinner last night at Balthazar,