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All right. Type four fuel is amphibian.
i cant believe this macho bullshit
I'll shoot you between the balls!
There's something going on at this island off the coast north of here.
They offered me a hundred grand. You want to know something?
YOU FUCKING WHORE
Open your mouth again, and I'll nail it shut.
I eat green berets for breakfast.
Jenny!
I repeat, general Franklin Kirby.
I lied
Colonel matrix.
I'll make it quick, just for old times sake.
I hope I can fly this plane.
And shut your mouth.
Bitch!
STFU Navily
There's nothing like old war buddies.
Yes, we are.
This is not my day!
Why don't they just call him "girl George"?
- I wanted to use the real thing! - Where's Jenny?
I'm smart...
You .....
You will kill him.
My car!
And you can go back to your normal life, got it?
He’s one gigantic motherfucker.
Is like cutting warm butter.
It'll give everyone a little more time with your daughter.
So now you don't have a car.
- Out of my way. - Freeze!
World War 3
- Remember that. - Are you trying to frighten me?
Mr. Bennett, my soldiers are patriots.
This is style and beauty.
But it is not the most important thing in your life right now.
Just over two hours.
You scared mother fucker?? U should be because this mean bear is going too eat you
My name is survivor eminiah okimaw
This is my weak arm
We had to pretend captain Bennett's death...
You gif made me laugh If Matrix was here..he’d laugh too