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Is it her birthday?
and he just asked me if he could buy it for his girlfriend...
Wait!
That is so unfair. That's terrible.
I can't believe you stopped. I've been standing here for over an hour...
Here it is. Thank you so very much.
I'm not with him.
- Yeah, it's right in the front center... - No, it's a necklace...
- You did? - Unfortunately, the store was closed.
Let's call him and tell him it was a mix-up, and not to get it for his girlfriend...
I was gonna work out. Thank you for doing this.
and I came home...
I need you to do me a big favor.
Or any combination of that.
I've been having soy for breakfast with my cereal, everyday for the last 10 years.
It's beautiful.
- It was okay. - The service was good?
You didn't happen to pick up my credit card at lunch today, did you?
I told you, 25 relatives had heart attacks in my family.
Good to be home.
I was emphasizing what an extravagant tip it was in some ways.
Smarty pants. Closed.
She's sarcastic wonderful, or just...
- No. Why? - I got it, it's fine.
Good to see you.
- You're kidding? - No. Not kidding.
So, you give both.
- It's true, but... - He did mislead us.
Fuck!
If it was in the third quarter...
I could make two minutes for you...
In the bedroom.
Wait a second.