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They've got the ball on the 35-yard line.
I gotta tell you this.
You know, I was...
- and I don't want to talk to her... - I'll call.
- You like that? - Shit happens.
You look like the Jewish Ratso Rizzo.
- Hi. Welcome home. - Thank you.
What am I gonna do, switch to milk now?
They have to really love the man to get involved with their penis...
You have no strength. You're so fucking dainty.
Hi.
That's why we can have sex with anyone and they can't.
Look at this. What should we do?
It's a bracelet. It's not on a hand.
No, she went to visit her mother in Tallahassee for four days.
All right, come on, Vinny.
What are you doing now?
What in the name of God am I gonna do with a TV in my room? I'm blind.
- Just the sarcasm, it's... - No, she really is wonderful.
Normally, when we have good service, we get tips.
Can't win, really.
She's wonderful.
20 and 10.
They're running, what idiots! Do you believe this team?
- Who's Perry? - The captain.
It's so gorgeous out, we haven't talked, let's walk.
I don't know if I could switch to milk. You know, cholesterol.
what happened downstairs when you got home.
- It was fine, yeah. - We did everything, I just want to make sure.
I don't think you know what you're talking about.
- Thank you very much. - It's our pleasure.
Of course, both would be great. That would be ideal.
How about:
Okay.
Yes, they can't just have sex with any man.
I want you to know.
- How you doing? - Good, how are you?
Come on, it's the last two minutes. I'll be right up, okay?
- Okay, take care of yourself. - Okay.