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- Just the sarcasm, it's... - No, she really is wonderful.
It's so gorgeous out, we haven't talked, let's walk.
It's a bracelet. It's not on a hand.
Normally, when we have good service, we get tips.
What am I gonna do, switch to milk now?
Can't win, really.
Come on, it's the last two minutes. I'll be right up, okay?
You have no strength. You're so fucking dainty.
I don't know if I could switch to milk. You know, cholesterol.
What in the name of God am I gonna do with a TV in my room? I'm blind.
- Who's Perry? - The captain.
Look at this. What should we do?
what happened downstairs when you got home.
They're running, what idiots! Do you believe this team?
I want you to know.
They have to really love the man to get involved with their penis...
- You like that? - Shit happens.
- How you doing? - Good, how are you?
You know, I was...
20 and 10.
Okay.
Hi.
All right, come on, Vinny.
No, she went to visit her mother in Tallahassee for four days.
- Okay, take care of yourself. - Okay.
- Thank you very much. - It's our pleasure.
Of course, both would be great. That would be ideal.
Yes, they can't just have sex with any man.
You look like the Jewish Ratso Rizzo.
- Hi. Welcome home. - Thank you.
- It was fine, yeah. - We did everything, I just want to make sure.
I don't think you know what you're talking about.
That's why we can have sex with anyone and they can't.
How about:
What are you doing now?
They've got the ball on the 35-yard line.
She's wonderful.
- and I don't want to talk to her... - I'll call.
I gotta tell you this.