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You look like the Jewish Ratso Rizzo.
Look at this. What should we do?
- Hi. Welcome home. - Thank you.
- Just the sarcasm, it's... - No, she really is wonderful.
Can't win, really.
All right, come on, Vinny.
I want you to know.
- and I don't want to talk to her... - I'll call.
What are you doing now?
Come on, it's the last two minutes. I'll be right up, okay?
You know, I was...
20 and 10.
No, she went to visit her mother in Tallahassee for four days.
I gotta tell you this.
It's so gorgeous out, we haven't talked, let's walk.
Okay.
What in the name of God am I gonna do with a TV in my room? I'm blind.
- Okay, take care of yourself. - Okay.
That's why we can have sex with anyone and they can't.
- It was fine, yeah. - We did everything, I just want to make sure.
It's a bracelet. It's not on a hand.
How about:
I don't think you know what you're talking about.
what happened downstairs when you got home.
They have to really love the man to get involved with their penis...
Normally, when we have good service, we get tips.
- You like that? - Shit happens.
They're running, what idiots! Do you believe this team?
- How you doing? - Good, how are you?
Hi.
You have no strength. You're so fucking dainty.
- Thank you very much. - It's our pleasure.
She's wonderful.
They've got the ball on the 35-yard line.
Of course, both would be great. That would be ideal.
- Who's Perry? - The captain.
Yes, they can't just have sex with any man.
What am I gonna do, switch to milk now?
I don't know if I could switch to milk. You know, cholesterol.