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Why'd I ever call this guy?
- That doesn't make sense. - I know it doesn't, it was stupid.
for five hours, explaining to him why I hung up, and I don't want that.
I'll do this. I'll do it.
Great.
Let me see this thing that we wasted our whole lifetime trying to get.
- It's a black BMW, it's a convertible. - It's probably Perry's car.
Try to think about my fingers once, will you?
No, I'm gonna go pick it up before I go to the jewelry store.
Why would you do that?
I am in pretty bad shape, if that's the case.
I would say, "No, sit down, finish watching it."
I think you left something like 30 percent for the waiter...
The captain's horning in on the waiter, 'cause most people are probably...
Sound like you're in the schmata business.
It's a disgusting theory at lunch, I'll tell you that.
Man, they shoot themselves in the foot...
- All right, what's going on? - Nothing.
All right. Yes! Go!
Every day's a great day for me.
Did you park in an employee-reserved space?
23rd Street Jewelers, and she was looking at this bracelet...
How was your NRDC meeting?
And you know what? I passed by that jewelry store on 23rd...
I'm not expecting both.
Right now, on the TV?
How many frequent-flier miles do I need?