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You, you really care about me.
because I really wanna stick my penis in your vagina.
Unless, of course, you think we should take off our shirts and kiss.
I just read in the paper that China's protesting Japan.
Certain hormones start to release as your whole reproductive system begins to awaken,
There you go. Have a good 'n.
Goddamn, this pimp just won't give up!
Yeah, I hope we win.
See, that set you off on a different tangent, got you thinkin' a different way. That's what Doctor Pal is here to do.
She's apparently gotten real good with baking cakes with keys in them.
You're all a bunch of fucking cock roaches!
You know... huh... you uh you know what they say about b-b-b-b-back problems.
we're laughing AT you.
Let go of my hair, you son of a bitch!
Oh I sure have. I've been working on my ruh... ruh,,, routine all year long
Yes, now sit down, Jimmy, we should have a little talk.
Taxi! There’s a stranger in Plymouth Township!
But where am I going to find a lady to stick my penis in?
Have you have you heard about this, have you seen this?
You're gonna pay for this, bitch!
N-no, I do NOT want to take off my shirt and kiss.
Wow, what a what a great audience.
...What??? I'm not doing that!
Excuse me, ma'am. What's your name?
You got money?
so the quicker you shut up, the quicker this will be over!
Well of course not, Jimmy. Little girls don't wanna have sex.
THAT FUCKING WATER BALOONS! OH SHUT UP YOUR MUSIC NOISY TENT OF MADDIE!
Uhhh, just uh uh ahh not right this second, Mr. Mackey.
Women walk the street with corns on their feets
Okay, very nice, Ike, thank you.
Growing up? Growing out is more like it.
Get close to him!
N'kay, kids, as your counselor,
Son of a ...b-bitch!
All right, all right. That's enough, kids.
"Mr. Mackey is gay."