Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, kid, what are you doin'?! You wanna get laid or not?
but I'm very upset!
About, about serious issues! M'kay, let's let's stop the tomfoolery!
and put them in this box anonymously so we could discuss in class, m'kay?
Well why the hell not?!
But Jimmy, you love talent shows. Everyone in town knows that.
Sure do.
A lot of times parents call me in because I can relate to younger kids.
Oh boy, this is embarassing.
...Colfax Point?
No room at the inn, Virgin Mary.
Yes, nice, Jimmy, very nice.
Come on, ho!
I'm... not gonna perform in the talent show.
Colfax Point...
Now, I understand you have some concerns about erections.
I'll tell you one thing: their food hasn't been getting along with my stomach for years.
Oh God, I feel so weird" huh?
can i stick my penis in your vagina?
You see, Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady. Into her "vagiiina."
Okay, first up we have Billy Turner, from the third grade,
Jimmy, what are you doing here? The talent show is inside.
"And so if you're gonna be that way, I don't need to be your friend."
So apparently the Chinese and the Japanese aren't getting along lately.
Mr. Mackey, your counselor.
But I can't get any of the girls here to let me... do it to them.
Really?