Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, Jimmy, the girls here are young and pure. They're not like the ladies down at Colfax Point.
Tell you what, Mom and Dad, why don't you skidaddle for a tick and let us hipsters talk in privo.
N'kay, uhhh, let's pick someone else.
Dude, didja see, Jimmy? They're giving away a hundred dollar first prize for the talent show.
I'm just practicin' for the talent show.
You should try the Lotsa Mozzarella Pizza Roll.
M'kay, uhh, Jimmy, why don't you come up here and write down the names of two narcotics?
Not perform?
Can you come on the date and help me? You're like a white... Hitch.
I can't stand her.
What do I have?
Hey, j-j-jackass!
Oh... Hi, Officer B-b-barbrady.
What's the matter?
Serves you right, you son of a bitch!
You need people like me!
"if you're gonna be that way, I don't need to be your friend." Wow, how insightful.
This box is supposed to be used for serious questions!
So apparently it's been exactly two years since the fall of Baghdad.
Well of couse I wanna get laid.
Uh,.. so it so it looks like Michael Jackson is having back problem in court.
All right kids, all right kids, that's enough!
That's because I'm a doctor, but I'm also your pal. Are we cool?
Can I start you out with some lotsa pasta macaroni minis?
M-maybe I can catch the bus ...and get down there before the talent show ends.
Really??
I beg to differ with you, sir.
It's like I told Debbie:
Creep!
You're supposed to be workin' for me!
Hey Jimmy, I'm Doctor Pal.