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The talent show is happening right now! Let's get to r-r-rammin'!
Hello? Hello?
Fine, Mom.
Okay, let's put our hands together for Jimmy Valmer.
and say "That's the bad guy!"
Jimmy? Jimmy Valmer?
Wait...
You need people like me so you can point your fucking finger
It's just part of grwoing up.
Uh here we go. Okay,
How much do I owe you?
Well fellas, entertainment is my life.
Hey, that's bullcrap?! How come Jimmy doesn't have to do it?!
You gotta be kidding me.
Jimmy, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you!
You're Watching South Park On Philo
I'm trying to get laid. What's it look like?
Well Bertha, I was wondering if I could stick my penis in your vagina?
We're going to an authentic Italian restaurant, Buca de Fagghecini.
Look out!
Why?
I got you, Nut Gobbler!
and so, if you like, we can take off our shirts and kiss.
魯國 魯國 魯國
I know it can sometimes be difficult to talk about subjects like drugs and sex and alcohol, m'kay?
A-a-apparently they're going to call him New Pope,
We have a lot of little talneted performers to get through,
Hey Shawna.
Taxi! There’s a burglar in pontiac!
Have you seen this, have you heard about this?
Fuck you, punk!
which means, the Talent Show is over!
I've been pissin' blood for a week.
I don't know how you do it, dude.
Uh, I think we're gonna try your authentic pizzareli casserona poppers.
You're welcome, Jim.
Uh, uh gee, what a terrific audience.
But we know it's something you might have a hard time talking about.
"Mr. Mackey is gay, Mr. Mackey is gay"
D'you know what you are?
All right, when she stops yappin' again,