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I gotta guh, I gotta go! See ya fellas.
He's what...
Mrs. Garrison, if you don't mind, I'll be taking that microphone..
That's good enough for me.
Well jumpin' Jesus, what are we wasting our time here for then?
Almost every boy goes through a phase where his penisbecomes hard... for no particular reason.
Lu Lu Lu, you've got some too.
They call me Nut Gobbler.
Okay, thank you Butters, very nice, short and sweet.
You know that girl Sally Rauman at our school?
I want you to repeat whatever she said,
So, when your penis becomes hard, you're supposed to put in in a lady's vagina.
Oh Gosh, I'd never make fun of somebody with a problem.
You've gotta be kidding me.
It's where the trick wanted to go, you bastard!
Sir, sir!
and I think maybe you're the only person who won't make f-f-fun of me.
I'm I'm down, I'm dope, you dig?
Taxi! Take me to chicago if there’s monsters in ohio!
That's why I'm taking you to this ...fancy place and pretending to be interested in what you have to say..
Oh no!
I've been laid, like, five thousand times.
Aw J-j-j-j...j-Jesus!
Ye-you have to ask her on a date, take her out for some Italian food.
and then follow it with: "Wow, how insightful."