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(eerie laughter)

This show should be reported to the Consumer Protection Agency.

With butter. Ha!

(chuckles) Who writes this stuff, anyway?

His last film was Phantom of the Soap Opera.

♪ But now let's get things started

Oh! Hideously deformed is right.

(gibbers and laughs)

Well, how do you do that?

♪ Under my skin

♪ The Muppet Show ♪

there is no way for a piece of furniture to turn into a monster.

We're a hit! We're a hit! Yeah, we're superstars.

Hey, can I ask you a question? Yes, of course.

All right, Kermit, thank you.

Excuse me, frog honcho of mine. Mm?

Kermit has asked me to do the next introduction.

♪ I've learned the game

And that's all tonight from Muppet News.

♪ So deep in my heart

Oh, Gonzo, I don't think very much

can you tell me what time it is?

There's someone here wanting to audition.

to a high and brooding hill.

Scooter, what are you talking about? That. Scooter (1985) - S08 E18 Junior and Cody Are Murdered April 15, 1993

You know, my mother said

♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight