Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, I once met a vampire who was so rich,

you are appalled and shocked

Well, it's a pleasure to be with you, Kermit.

We're in trouble. Yes.

but I do love frogs' legs.

Aah! Scooter (1985) - S03 E05 Vampire Kermit October 22, 1987

We take you now to Transylvania,

Oh, no. This is too cruel, too inhuman.

by a wandering pack of sofas at the east edge of town.

♪ Because I've got you

maybe a three-headed monster might be appropriate.

Oh, well. I guess I'll just have to carry this stuff up myself.

♪ You're not the same

♪ And repeats and repeats in your ear

Just give me a chance here.

Hey, let's give him another hand.

In fact, they got lots of problems.

♪ I've tried so Huh? What?

You see, the road has washed out

Scooter, this rather severely limits the possibilities.

(both) New Year's Eve.

♪ It's time to put on makeup

Oh, well, some people learn faster than others. Scooter (1985) - S03 E03 Vampire Kermit October 8, 1987

We can't. Why not?

(sighs) I'm simply starving.

(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)