Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry.
You mean they didn't learn their lesson at Gettysburg and Appomattox?
Of all the unmet again.
You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.
His breakfast.
You're gonna get licked, but not until you put up a real scrap.
Where?
You ain't going to be just another face in the crowd.
I'll go fetch back the guest of honor and the speaker of the house.
Say, I saw a soda pop machine down the hall.
All right, send him in.
Well, seeing as it don't take the boy long to eat, maybe we'd best commence right now.
Mr. President, members of Congress, fellow delegates, honored guests, distinguished visitors.
Oh, what is it?
Let me see the gun.
Well, I'm being paid to come up with a reasonable facsimile of General Grant and his men, so between now and Monday morning, you're going to smoke a lot of cigars and ride a lot of horses.
Jim, what am I gonna tell them?
Howdy.
They fired me, so mistakes like that won't happen.
I was just making you a going-away present of this rifle.
Viacom.
Oh, I can't let you use this.
No, I can't, and I ain't gonna try.
You sure are.
Not at all.
Something to decorate your barracks.
They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.
You got a promise to only use them in the defense of your country.