Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Cousin Abe.
Will you tell me something?
Who cast you?
He likes a snack between bites.
Oh, Mr. Clampett, I'm so sorry we're late for Jethro's farewell breakfast.
I'll show you how I feel.
When you drop in the dime, the eyes light up.
But this is a confederate uniform.
I think it's only fitting that I pass it along to... Boy.
Now, as for Jed, he's got a blind spot when it comes to the Yankees.
That's Boston talk.
I think Thomas Jefferson expressed the emotions of all of us when he said,
That's the way I work, Sonny.
Ellie made me bullets for your rifle.
Granny, that's a Confederate uniform.
That does it!
Well, I'm going to get in touch with Abe.
Well, she proved that a pretty face and a stunning figure could always loosen them Yankees' tongues.
What's that?
Columbia, Tennessee?
Looks like I'm going to be spending some time with General Grant.
He's come back for it, Granny.
Oh, sure I will.
Because I found out who they's reserves for.
Couldn't I just watch and see how you vamp him, fella?
What'll you do?
Let's get Pa and Gooden and Wolf.
Why can't we have the attack Tuesday morning?
Do you mind sitting in for the sergeant?
What?
You all go in the fancy eating room.
Because my orders are Monday.
Sit down.
What is it, Mr. Drozda?
And besides, we're already late for Jethro's farewell breakfast.