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We might be able to get it high enough to be seen by the boat.
-Brilliant. -All right.
Well, it does double up as a mirror.
Cast adrift on an ocean of time.
What a party! You guys are amazing. DJ, come on, let's get it thumping!
What are you doing?
-Nothing. -Who are you talking to?
She was giving me quite a bit of attention in there.
She wants to get Precious involved.
Excuse me.
Knock their murdering smiles right off their faces.
This is Vince, this is Ruby.
They were best mates. They used to go shopping together.
Come on, please. And I really like her.
I do. They call me The Midnight Barber.
Yeah, well, I'm carving it into some wood with tweezers. Hmm?
(SEAGULLS SCREECHING)
I knew you'd come. Get yourself a cocktail, man.
We're gonna have some punch and head off down the beach. See what happens.
You can't escape Time.
I did stand up to her and this is what happened, okay?
-Morning. -Morning.
Come in.
Sounds like a riot.
I'm all handsome. I'm a smooth white moon.
Hey!
Howard, you've got to start standing up to her.
-Do you think she's out of my league? -Yeah, definitely.
What women?
What's happened here?
but I don't think he really got to grips
-Whose face? -Faces of the women I left behind, Vince.
If you are a moon, you don't have a mirror so you have to....
He's a good influence on me actually. Him and Ruby, having fun together.
Maybe on that ship he looked like a dickhead in front of his mates,
(LAUGHING)
I've got a stitch.
All right.
But not lonely so much, but a loner,
Quite a looker, isn't she?
(MAN TALKING ON TV)
See you, then.
Oh, no.
It's all about context.....
Yeah, she is.
No way! If anyone's offering anyone to anyone, you should be offering yourself up to me.