Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Captain, this whole thing is ridiculous."

Well, if we called it "little baby cow," people might not eat it.

- I don't know. - I've got it.

The terrorists already said there's no way they're coming out.

Wait a minute. They're following us. Full speed, Mr. Worf.

We're sorry. You are our friend.

We are with you, boys. Your message is real and your fight is just.

- Where's the negotiator? - Right here.

- Oh, man, that was so awesome. - Sick. I felt it on my face.

Stan's in trouble. Let me kick his ass, Mom.

Hey! This is a negotiation process, okay?

There you go. You're free. Run away.

You're the ones who knew we were making little baby animals suffer.

Susanne promises, right on the box, that it works.

Then why the hell do they call it veal?

I'm not gonna stop eating meat altogether.

- Dude, are you okay? - I just feel so run down.

- "Susanne Sommers' Calf Exerciser." - What?

- Butters, answer me. - But Dad's angry at me.

- We're with you, dude. - Yeah.

have barricaded themselves inside a room with 23 live infant cattle.

We'll just keep them at Butters' house until they can get their strength back.

You see, with veal, the whole key is keeping the cows chained,

who have to go without veal for dinner. Are you prepared to let that happen?

- No. - Stan, you're behaving like a kid.

- What? - Oh, sweet Jesus.

I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time

- No, this is exactly what we wanted. - It is?

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were talking here,

I'm sorry I doubted your abilities, Mr. Negotiator.

- We're eating, dude. - You're eating meat.

Stanley, did you see...