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Please, Mom, we don't want these cows to die.
Go head and be angry you black bitch!
- Very persuasive. - Open this door! Open this door!
Dad, why don't you suck my fat one?
Heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind
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Stan? Stan?
Can we have a free sample of these, too?
Oh, yeah. They're too weak to move.
We'll stay in this room with these baby cows for as long as it takes.
- they don't feel like ordering. - Really?
- This is highly unusual. - All right, boys, we have your truck,
- Let me hit him, Mom. - Stanley, this isn't up for discussion.
We're gonna go save the little baby cows, fatass.
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy Timmy, Timmy
We'll give you one calf, if you'll give us some guns and ammunition of our own.
Oh, man, look at that one. It looks delicious.
Good night, Paulette. Good night, Chastity.
We can make sure the road is paved for a brighter tomorrow
If we hadn't stopped it in time,
to "little tortured baby cow," the market has gone dry.
They got us a truck and an aeroplane and Mr. Worf.
- Who's in charge here? - I am. But I don't want to be.
Well, we've got to get them out of here.
- Oh, Jeez. He said "ass" to his parents. - You're getting in pretty deep, dude.
- Well, what's the matter? - They aren't leaving.
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- I'm not killing anybody. - Some goddamn Klingon you are.
Oh, sweet Jesus. What do I do?
Whoa, dude.
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