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WHO ARE DESTROYING THE MUSIC INDUSTRY.
I NEED A CIGARETTE.
THIS IS REALLY NICE, LUKE.
OUR ADVISOR, PROFESSOR FREEDMAN.
AT "CELEBRITIES WHO SHARE YOUR DISEASE"
MRS. KRENZ...
OH, HERE YOU GO. [ SINGING CONTINUES ]
WHY? PASTOR CHO DID IT LAST YEAR.
AT THIS TIME, I WOULD LIKE TO CALL UP STAN'S DEAR FRIEND
THAT YOU'RE SLEEPING OVER AT MY DORM.
OKAY, BUT IF WE DO THINK IT'S HANK --
NOTHING! FINE!
YES. IT'S ANNOYING.
IN FACT, I DON'T APPRECIATE
THEY ENJOY THE CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS IN CONVERSATIONS,
POOR THING.
I JUST THINK WE'RE A LITTLE TOO ON THE BEAT, THAT'S ALL.
THE LAUNDRY-ROOM STORY. REMEMBER THE LAUNDRY ROOM?
BECAUSE I WASTED A WEEK OF MY LIFE ADJUSTING
MOM! SORRY, I'M JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD.
THE BELLS. THEY FIXED THE BELLS.
NO, I JUST... [ CHUCKLES ]
THAT'S ALL.
AND IT'S HARD TO ASK SOMEONE OUT,
NO, IT'S THE BELLS.
AND THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.
WILL I COME OVER? ME COMING OVER IMPLIES WE'RE FRIENDS.
YOU COULD HEAR A LITTLE MORE CLEARLY.
NO, I THINK THEY REPAINTED AT SOME POINT.
LET'S TAKE A COOLING-OFF PERIOD AND HEAR FROM SOMEONE ELSE.
LANE, HI AND THANK YOU.
GLUTTONY.
[ SINGING STOPS ]
THERE ARE NO ASTRONOMY CLASSES AT ADVENTIST COLLEGE.
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
FOR ALL WE KNOW, ANYONE COULD BE THE FIFTH.
CHILDREN DO NOT MAKE THE RULES.
HE'S CRYING IN ANTICIPATION OF THE BELLS?
DUDE, WE HAVE A GIG AT CBGB's.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I CAN'T SAY.
OR THE MUSIC WE WERE PLAYING,
ABOUT CHEECH GROWING THAI STICK IN THE REC ROOM.
OH, OF COURSE.
WHAT? WHY?
WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO THINK OUTSIDE THE CLERGY?
SAVE HIM A SEAT.
CHINA CHARLIE'S. I HATE CHINESE.
WELL, I WAS THINKING WE COULD JUST JAM THE TURNBUCKLE
THAT FROLIC THE EARTH WITH THEIR FRANKINCENSE AND MYRRH.
THIS IS A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR NOTHING.
BYE.
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? TOO GERMAN.
OH, I THINK WE ARE.
A TOWN HOUSE.
WAIT!
THE OLD TESTAMENT -- IT'S ALL THERE.
AND ONE...AND ONE AND TWO AND THREE AND FOUR AND...
YAWN.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU LIVE IN --
WHEN? WHEN IT CAME UP.
YES -- OH, YOU DIDN'T MEAN THE CULINARY INSTITUTE OF AMERICA?
MAY HIS ILLUSTRIOUS NAME BECOME INCREASINGLY GREAT AND HOLY...
AFTER I HAD RORY TO LOSE THE PREGNANCY WEIGHT.
YOU WON'T BE IN SCHOOL FOREVER. YOU HAVE A GOOD LIFE.
THAT WOULD IMPLY THE UNIVERSE IS OLD.
OH, THEY WERE FANTASTIC.
BILL CLINTON?
I'M NOT INTO 'NSYNC!
HI AND BLESS YOU.
WHAT MESSAGE IS THAT?
AND WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PUT TOGETHER.
AND YOU HAVE TO GO ON A FIELD TRIP TO LOOK AT THE STARS.
ONLY WHEN POKED WITH A STICK.
WE'LL JUST PLAY FOR BRIAN'S PARENTS. THAT'S FINE WITH US.
AND SOME OF US HAVE GONE THROUGH A LOT OF TROUBLE