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I'M SO SORRY TO BE CALLING SO LATE,

PASTOR CHO DOES IT EVERY YEAR.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

MACHINES, RINSE CYCLE...

OH, JORDAN. PASTOR CHO'S AVAILABLE.

BUT I DON'T REMEMBER ANYONE PRONOUNCING US "HUSBAND AND WIFE AND LORELAI."

TO THE IDEA THAT YOU HAD MOVED

IT'S NOT THAT BAD. IT IS THAT BAD.

YOU'LL FIND THE MOURNERS' KADDISH ON PAGE 453.

YEAH, I HAD MY WALK-THROUGH OF THE INN.

HE'S PRETTY COOL...AND FUNNY.

IT'S THE WHOLE REASON TO BE IN THE BAND -- THAT AND THE LOOSE CHICKS.

AND I THINK SHE WAS JUST SCARED TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT,

PARIS, IT'S 4:00 IN THE MORNING.

NOT LIKE THIS. AND THEN YOU MAKE UP.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

BUT YOUR ARGUMENT DISREGARDS THE COMPLEXITIES

I'M SO JEALOUS. YOU HAVE A LIFE.

YOU DIDN'T LEAVE A NOTE? NO.

HEY, IT'S 4:00. WHERE ARE THE BELLS?

I KNOW. I'M GONNA MISS HIM, TOO.

SHE CALLED YOU, SHE CALLED LORELAI.

OR POINT IT AT ME AND YELL, "FREEZE! DROP YOUR WEAPONS!"

I ASKED YOU TO GET COFFEE. THAT'S IT.

NO. WHY WOULD I HAVE TWO TOOLBOXES?

YEAH, SO I WAS ORIGINALLY GONNA START

I HAVE TO STUDY, AND YOU'RE IN YOUR STUBBORN MOOD.

SO LET'S JUST FOCUS ON STAN

I'D RATHER HE WAS ARMED WITH A HEINOUS LIE THAN AN UZI.

SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS, WE GET BACK TOGETHER,

WELL, THEN, I GUESS I COULD HAVE IMAGINED IT AFTER ALL.

BECAUSE HE'S DEAD AND WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

FINE, I WILL STARVE TO DEATH

OH, YEAH. I'M KIND OF WORRIED.

UH, SURE, OKAY.

AND THE JUDGMENT'S BACK.

BAM -- WE'RE IN. HOLY BAM!

BUT SO FAR, NO 1:00 A.M. ALIBIS.

Mrs. Kim: HELLO?

MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A TRAINING SESSION FOR THIS VERY EVENT.

SO WHAT'S THE GAME PLAN HERE?

YOU WATCH HER TV, EAT HER FOOD. YOU KEEP STUFF AT HER HOUSE.

SO THEN PERHAPS PASTOR CHO MIGHT LIKE A REST.

AND HAVE BEEN QUIET EVER SINCE,

I DON'T THINK SO, BUT...THANKS.

NO, WE'RE NOT JUST LITTLE GNATS THAT YOU CAN FLICK AWAY.

EVEN THOUGH HE'S LIVING THERE?

HEY, GUYS, BAD NEWS. I'M GONNA HAVE TO BUMP YOU.

AS FAR AS THE BEAT GOES, WE COULD LOOSEN THINGS UP A BIT.

EVEN SHE'S SICK OF HEARING THE DAMN BELLS.

SERVES US RIGHT FOR MAKING HIM THE FIFTH.

OF THE PAST 4,000 YEARS.

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. LOOK, GUYS, IT HAPPENS.

SO FROM NOW ON, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT

Freedman: YOUR BIBLICAL FACTS ARE ACCURATE, PARIS,

HOW CAN WE BE TOO ON THE BEAT?

WELL, FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

WE DON'T THINK IT'S HANK. WHY NOT?

I KNOW, BUT I COULDN'T MISS THE GIG, RORY.

I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU.

OR BETTER YET, LET'S NOT TALK AND JUST GET THIS DONE.

THANK YOU, MA'AM.

OH, COME ON. YOU GUYS ALWAYS FIGHT.

OKAY, SO IF I HADN'T ASKED FOR THE NEXT 20 OR 30 YEARS,

LUKE. YEAH, KIRK.

AND DON'T SAY DIRTY. IT'S TOO EASY.

THE STEPPING ON MY FACE WASN'T TOO COMFORTABLE.

NOW, REMEMBER TO ARGUE.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE US FRIENDS.

YOU PASSED JUDGMENT ON OUR DIVORCE,

THERE'S A LITTLE MORE.

SO, UM, WHY WASN'T YOUR TOOLBOX AT YOUR NEW PLACE?

IN WHICH CASE IT WOULD BE ASSISTANT PASTOR ERIC.

NOW, MANY OF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE CHURCH BELLS.

YEAH, I HAD AN EARLY DELIVERY,

"ABOUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT,

[ GASPS ] WHAT? THEY LOCKED THE DOOR TO A CHURCH?

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