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* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH-YEAH *
LANE, YOUR CLASSMATES ARE WAITING.
I HATE YOU.
YOU HAVE SERIOUSLY GOTTA STOP THAT.
* IF YOU NEED
OKAY, SEE YOU LATER.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
WITHOUT A PURSEFUL OF MINI DOUGHNUTS.
THAT MIDDLE-A DRUMROLL WAS AWESOME!
[ MAN GRUNTS ]
FOR GROWING POT IN THEIR BASEMENT,
HANGING THINGS, PUTTING THINGS TOGETHER.
HEY, I HAVE TO GO DROP SOMETHING OFF AT LANE'S.
I KNOW THINGS. PHILLIPS.
HEY, IF WE'RE GETTING CONFESSIONAL AND ALL,
RORY, IF I WOKE UP, AND YOU WEREN'T THERE,
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
OF COURSE. I DID MOVE.
A TOWN HOUSE?
AND FIND THOSE WAIFISH LOOKS OF YOURS AREN'T QUITE AS CHARMING.
AND I WON'T BE LYING TO YOU OR SNEAKING AROUND.
THE BELLS AREN'T RINGING.
HOW ABOUT THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS?
THE MONOTONOUS DRONE OF THE SAME TONES HOUR AFTER HOUR?
SO, WHERE IS THE APARTMENT?
HANK KRUTZMAN.
[ SINGING IN HEBREW ]
NOTHING'S CHANGED. I STILL SEE YOU EVERY DAY.
NEVER AN ITALIAN SUB WITH PICKLES,
HEY, SOOKIE.
* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *
DON'T DUMP ON GIL.
HOW LONG? HOW LONG WHAT?
VERY FEW PEOPLE IN LIFE LISTEN TO WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS ANYHOW.
YOU'RE SO MEAN TO HIM.
SO IT'S A WORDY MESSAGE.
NICE GOING, DUDE.
OF BLATANT, HEINOUS, RIDICULOUS LIES
I STILL COOK YOUR FOOD. I STILL SERVE YOUR COFFEE.
THANK YOU, REVEREND.
AH, PRAISE BE TO HIM AND ALL THE LITTLE LAMBS
I'LL GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER.
TELL YOUR MOM THAT YOU'RE TAKING AN ASTRONOMY CLASS,
HEY, YOU KNOW NOW, RIGHT? YEAH, RIGHT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BREAK EVERY BELL.
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING LIKE THIS TO EVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
LUKE, YOUR BED WASN'T EVEN MADE. THERE WERE DISHES IN THE SINK.
OH, I WILL GET THERE.
LOOK WHAT I PASSED ON TO THE NEXT GENERATION.
STAN CAME TO THE INDEPENDENCE INN FOR LUNCH?
LEAVING YOUR DAD IN CHARGE OF THE CARE PACKAGE.
THEY MAY AS WELL HAVE BECAUSE I SPEND AS MUCH TIME WITH NICOLE AS YOU DO.
OR THE LAUNDRY ROOM OR THE DINING ROOM OR ANYWHERE.
STILL PRETTY. YES, WE ARE.
PLEASE HURRY. THE TEA IS ALMOST READY. I WILL.
WAIT.
BECAUSE HE'S 110.
SO DO WE GET TO SIGN THE WALL?
IT'S ABSOLUTELY MY BUSINESS.
LANE.
YEAH, SHE CALLED.
Paris: ISN'T THE WHOLE ISRAELI/PALESTINIAN PROBLEM
BOY, WOULD IT KILL GOD TO DUST?
OF COURSE, HE SAID NO,
I CAN GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME WHEN I'M DONE WITH CLASSES.
YEAH. IF HE JUST WOULD HAVE ADDED SOME PANTS.
DECORUM, PEOPLE.
HOWEVER, TODAY, I COULD CARE LESS
CHESTER THOMPSON, SARA MEERMAN, FRAN, AND THE DUBLIN TWINS.
OKAY, I'M OUT. WHAT'S YOUR PLAN, CLYDE?
'CAUSE I NEED MY RAIN GUTTERS CLEANED.
'NSYNC IS ONE OF THOSE SUCKY BOY BANDS.
I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE THERE,
SHE FOLLOWED ME TO CLASS.
YEAH, I MEAN, HE COMES EARLY.
XANDER WON HIS SOCCER MATCH?
YES, BUT I --
I'M SO HYPED! ME, TOO.
WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS HE HUNGRY?
THANK GOD.
I want to chime in and be supportive but I don't know what you're talking about
AND NOW PLEASE JOIN US IN SAYING GOODBYE AT THE CEMETERY.
WELL, THEN YOU HAVE A LOT OF MY SYMPATHIES.
THIS WAY, I CAN GET WHAT I WANT,
HE GIVES AWAY NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
THE EASIER IT'S GOING TO BE.